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Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.com to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

This is hilarious

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This is hilarious

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Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.com to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • konalt@lemmy.world
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    I am also not familiar with train terminology meaning in America. What does it mean?

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      “To run a train on someone” means you and a lot of your friends have sex with them, one after another.

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        You have to open with “Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, we’re all gonna run a train on you!” Or it’s just a plain ole gangbang.

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          Also a gangbang is many to many, while a train is many to one.

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            No, you’re thinking of an orgy. Trains and gangbangs are both many-to-one, with the difference between them being that the former is sequential while the latter is simultaneous.

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              This guy (actually) fucks

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                When a gang member asks if you bang, now you know what they mean

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                This is more porn knowledge. Most people don’t actually experience gangbangs or orgies in their lives. Maybe if someone is into the whole swinger culture.

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        • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          From the Orgy region of France

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        Linux shouldn’t let itself be slutshamed. Linux should proud of what a good little slut it is.

        Also seeing the Nitter theme like a year after its death hits hard.

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          We still have other nitter intances like nitter.poast.net at least.

          • Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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            That’s exactly what I used. You can change the theme in the settings. I hate their default green theme, so I changed it to the standard Nitter theme.

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        “You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises.”

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          This comment combines two of life’s experiences that are usually seperate.

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            unzip && strip && touch && finger && grep && mount && fsck && more && yes && fsck && fsck && umount && clean && sleep

            Edit: and yes, this joke is older than the gods as evidenced by the presence of finger, and I’m not sure clean is a thing in modern UN*X distros. Not in FreeBSD at any rate

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              I can’t read fsck as anything other than “fs check”

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                nahh, you’re lying, and you know that

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              All while one of the users has gimp in their session

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          So it stops once someone doesn’t finish?

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            Well in a way yes. It’s a blocking interface.

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        American here, never once heard this phrase used. Seems kind of dumb to have it, like it doesn’t even save time describing the situation and if you’re already talking about this then you’re past the point of worrying about vulgar language.

    • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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      Getting (CONSENTUALLY) gangbanged by A LOT of guys, like enough that it starts to involve logistics planning to accommodate that many people being in a single space at one time.

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        You guys have a word for this??? We have words like Weltschmerz or Schadenfreude but having a word for this is wild

        • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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          Less a formalized word and more a turn of phrase

          We have a lot of them for sex related stuff due to a looooooong history of how the culture around what’s considered vulgar has developed

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          Oh and got a word for schadenfreude, it’s called electoral politics here.

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            I guess that’s the new zeitgeist now

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              Rather the Gestalt of society

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          The German term for this is ALLLAAAAAARRM!
          https://youtube.com/watch?v=p64PeG5O2mo&pp=ygUFYWxhcm0%3D

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        This is called “running a train on her”

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        Traditionally, the trainee’s husband makes sure everyone is comfortable and hydrated.

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      I was not familiar and I’m American. Guess they’ll have to exile me somewhere…

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        It’s more English (language) than American (region).

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          Definitely not an English thing in England, no train here has ever left anyone feeling satisfied

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            Is the problem all the spotted dick pudding?

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              If you find that you’ve spotted a dick on the train either politely look the other way or report them to the British Transport Police

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          I also speak English, and now I’m extra exiled and will have to go to some country that I don’t speak the language.

    • lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr)@feddit.nl
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      A trolley problem probably.

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        Bitches love ethical abstraction

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      nice, thanks to you I have now educated myself: http://run-a-train.urbanup.com/77653

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    This account lacks commitment to the bit

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      The correction was so innocent sounding that I kind of liked it lol

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        “I an Lithuanian”

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    Sorry i am foreigner too… what is the train terminology reffered to here?

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      Just explained this to my Irish wife. To “run a train on someone” in American slang would mean having group sex with that person, potentially consecutively.

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        Trains are consecutive or it’s just a boring old gangbang

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          Yeah, those boring gangbangs, I definitely feel the same way for sure

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      I’m not a foreigner and had never heard the term before.

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      I’m American and I have no clue. I’m also a gooner so this must be fringe af

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        This is not fringe at all. There’s way your a gooner and don’t know what this means. People even use the terminology to describe the Sex scene Stephen King randomly put in “IT”. It’s a gangbang but one at a time.

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          I must admit that i’ve seen my fair bit of films in the genre too but never heard of the term

    • Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Check out this comment https://lemmy.world/comment/10442269

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      In murica almost everything is sexualised… So I can guess

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      https://youtu.be/vBjzAdpZzf0?feature=shared

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    I really love Linux!

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    I wanna run a train on Linux 😈

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      Choo Choo!

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        chak chak chak chak chack (the sound the wheels make or something, idk about trains, im not a train doctor)

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    What if train have kernel panic

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      In Polish, kernel directly translates to “testicle”. So it basically says that the testicle panicked.

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      Then you get stuck in the middle of nowhere for 40 minutes. Not fun, Eurostar. Not fun at all!

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    From henceforth, distro hopping will be known as running a train on Linux.

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    Shit, that’s funny.

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    I hate how the US has sexualized every random word or sentence. I’m here telling my American friend how funny it is that German’s call smart phones a “handy”, like “haha silly random word that makes sense tho haha :)”, but no, ma American bud breaks down laughing imagining German’s giving each other hand jobs.

    Also the constant stopping during any sentence to go “oh, I know what YOU’RE thinking, get your mind out of the gutter!”. No, I don’t, and now I have the privilege of trying to remember every single word that wa just said and trying to see what inside there could possibly be a penis. This from of “joke” never fails to annoy the shit out of me. Like please can we just continue, or do you really have to recite this copy pasta while I stare like an absolute dunce at you?

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      I just had a light bulb moment as to what it is that annoys me about a large portion of US-american men: all the “dudes” temper & behaviour is adolescent - as if they never made it past puberty. Which perfectly fits the sexualized language being funny to those guys.

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        Uhh… your mom never made it past puberty?

        Got 'em!!! Fucking burn dude!

        Signed: an American

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      I read this in werner herzog’s voice.

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      Sounds like your friend is just some dumbass who’s trying to fit something in there that just doesn’t. …that’s what she said

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    My first thought was that he meant that trains were run on Windows Me. That is a scary thought indeed.

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    No… no… proceed, im all ears

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    Train etiquette

    https://youtu.be/YW7OgIMIG7g?feature=shared

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    Even better

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