Im harmful to aquatic life

[spider noise]

big dick randy

“All in the suddens” but ironically in a German accent

that tree looks like he’s about to tell me that everyone over 40 needs to play this browser game

Never have I ever seen The Lion King, The Incredibles, any Toy Story movie past 2, or WALL-E.

My friends hate me for this one

Not defending the original comment but the image does say they mate for life.

Interstellar. I so sincerely regret not seeing it on the big screen.

Raise a kid in a sensory deprivation chamber, with one exception: a monitor that only shows gen alpha brainrot videos. When they’re like 14 drop them off in a populated area and see what happens

You have K-Pop, but Chinese pop doesn’t exist. Chinese rap (crap) exists though.

Edit: joke. Korean pop- k-pop. Chinese rap - c-rap. I don’t actually think Chinese rap is crap.

9mm

i guess we doin telescopes now

Pretty huge penguin

I read that as “carbon sneaking sound” and didn’t question it.

Apparently not.

Short answer: Windows doesn’t let you name a file “con”.

Long answer: Tom Scott video

Pondering my blue apatite rn

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I love headlinese.

oh god i hope the username doesn’t check out on this one