First thought: Oh hey it’s Nutty Putty Cave guy! Second thought: Holy shit I need to gtfo the Internet.

I use “Clock-in, counter-out”

Liter is French for give me some god-damned cola!!!

At this point, I actually think the meth is more socially acceptable, too.

Easy to welcome a war you will take no part in.

Yes, because surely more death will stop all this senseless killing.

It blows my mind that this was cutting edge, jaw dropping graphics back in the day. A shape-shifting trapezoid with some panicked faces peeking out.

E. Nah now I’m thinking it’s a one dimensional parallelegram.

Besides a wealthy tithing Christian, what loser pays 100k a year to hang out in a place you can’t drink or use profanity?

I just want to extend a big fat “eat a dick” to the numerous war journos who blasted Ukraine and assured us just days ago Russia would never pull troops off the front for this incursion.

Only time will tell if this was overall a wise move for Ukraine, but at only a week in, it’s already shaping up to be a smart one.

That’s the thing about a war time economy, you produce one tank, and BOOM you’ve added $3.5MM to your GDP. A single SU-35? About 16MM added to GDP.

You can’t eat tanks and jets though, the labor and resources used to maintain a war footing are vast, and must be poached from other areas of the economy. The longer you maintain this posture, the more dramatic the contraction.

Gazprom posted a loss for the first time in decades. They sell one of the most profitable substances ever discovered by man and they still couldn’t turn a profit… despite how little the sanctions are impacting them, no less!

You have to open with “Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, we’re all gonna run a train on you!” Or it’s just a plain ole gangbang.

We were very *very *close to replacing our ~700 office Cisco SD-Wan environment with VeloCloud, which is owned by VMware. The Broadcom merger put the brakes on the project completely, they missed out on a few million dollars on that effort alone. The Velo guys were totally in the dark on what was coming down the pipe for them, Broadcom forced them to change hardware vendors on day one, for example.

His mom said he has a prior engagement and can’t attend. No, seriously.

Full tunnel would not mitigate this attack because smaller routes are preferred over larger ones. So, sure, 0.0.0.0/0 is routed over the tunnel, but a route for 8.8.8.8/32 pointing to somewhere layer2 adjacent, pushed via DHCP option 121, would supercede that due to being more specific.

The Killswitch only checks that VPN is up, not whether traffic is correctly routed over it.

You aren’t wrong, per se, I think you just don’t fully grasp the attack vector. This is related to DHCP option 121, which allows routes to be fed to the client when issuing the ip address required for VPN connectivity. Using this option, they can send you a preferred default route as part of the DHCP response that causes the client to route traffic out of the tunnel without them knowing.

E. It would likely only be select traffic routing out of the tunnel. I could, for example, send you routes so that all traffic destined for Chase Bank ip addresses comes back to me instead of traversing the tunnel. Much harder to detect.

Alleged child molester Kevin Spacey? That Kevin Spacey???

Also used to track ransom notes, etc.

I think his reasoning is entirely fabricated, and in truth he hopes it will distract suckers from his recent sexual assault allegations. Evidently he’s had some success if you’re posting about it, imo.

When was the last time you heard someone say ‘me boys’ who wasn’t Scottish or a 16th century pirate?