I want to add it to my everyday vocabulary somehow
Numerology for gender role enforcement
This is what CHUD media analysis looks like I guess. “The curtains are always blue, except when they’re WOKE!”

“The curtains are always blue, except BLUE is the same colour that the tattooed alt chick’s hair is and she wouldn’t fuck me! So the curtain are WOKE!”
“I don’t know why therapy is a real thing. Every time I go for an “inkblot” test, they just show me pictures of my parents fucking for hours at a time, and I think that’s NOT cool. Anyway, here’s why this video game is woke and I hate it…”
I can’t prove it, but I guarantee this is an accurate dramatization of real events.
It really is. The thinking really seems to go like this. In conclusion it’s woke. Now let’s have a look at it and see the why and how…
Reminds me of this nonsense I saw recently. The context is the Mega Man devs saying they’re adding more variety to boss designs in the upcoming game (first one revealed is named “Twinkle Girl”) and that female heroes are common now:

text in image
The design is not the greatest. But I never thought of the Robot Masters as sex coded (I do now, thanks Capcom and moderm humans) but I always thought of them as humanoid robots of things eg Man=Human-Android not Man = adult human male.
As for popularity and special places in hearts and such… Yeah I can predict that kind of marketing outcome. Capcom staff/marketing team are coming from a fundamentally different place than social media illustrators I can guarantee you that. That said this kind of marketing and signaling is NOT going to produce demographic growth, it just invites the kind of audiences niche struggling franchises should avoid. You heard it from me now, if/when it happens don’t shoot the messenger.
That is an awful lot of words for them to just say “go woke, go broke”. I’d say the 99% of humanity who don’t have an aneurysm when they see wamens in video games are probably a good demographic to target.
I never thought of robot Masters as sex coded
They literally all have the word “man” in their name, except for Splash Woman.
[Rockstar artists’ office, summer, daytime]
“hey could you make the artwork for the trailer look more like a cucking ritual?”
“a what?”
“a cucking ritual. you know, give her a red mask, make it seem like she could have been driving, tucking the guy’s gun in his pants, a cucking ritual”
“
”Notice the title? VI? It’s code for the words “Vagina” and “I” - that’s right - the word for the self, the user, the gamer. This is about forced feminization of the gamer.
VI as in V. I. Lenin.
Shit beat me to it
I have a suggestion.
VI, like that Lenin guy. Game is clearly communist.
V is on his face
fellas is it cucking yourself to give oral?
If heterosex is gay, then I must imagine doing any kind of sex is the ultimate in being cucked
Notice how she has her gun out, his is tucked & cucked

I really kinda miss vidya gaems discourse before social media astroturfing turned it all into pure radioactive chud psychosis

It honestly doesn’t matter. The entire right wing could call this game woke, soy, etc., and it wouldn’t matter in the slightest.
GTA 6 is going to be the single biggest launch of a game ever. It will basically sell like 20 million copies in 24 hours or something like that. (Im only halfjoking.)
Oh true, GTA is such a cultural treat cornerstone (it’s permanently part of the childhood of millennials and Gen Z) that I don’t think there’s anyway for the internet megaphone fash to say anything that detracts from it being consumed happily and greedily (i’ll also likely buy it later on after some day one patches or free if able
)Literally, it will not matter how good or bad the game is, that is how much hype is around it.
I will absolutely be a part of it, unfortunately. And I keep myself completely spoiler free.
Only 20 million in 24 hours?! Time to fire everyone I guess, we expected 200 million in 1 hour.
Didn’t already make a few billions from pre orders?
A few billion in pre-orders alone? Go woke go broke smh my head
every other game that was going to release in the same week has gotten out of the way. I wanna say GTAV is one of if not the largest media properties of all time, game movie or tv show.
I genuinely do not understand why so many of my fellow straight men have decided that a woman being a badass isn’t hot. Like imagine if Buffy or Xena or even fucking Red Sonja came out for the first time in the modern media climate. Any way you slice it the gta woman was still made with the male gaze in mind, she’s got a belly shirt showing off an hourglass figure and booty shorts!
They don’t like the idea of women capable of fighting back.
These same guys also suddenly decided that women with exotic hair colors are the enemy, when not too long ago they were thirsting over women who were into alternative fashion.
I suspect that they are mad at the women with exotic hair colours exactly because they are also thirsting over them.
Something something politics, something something sexual pathology.

I’d argue the shift happened when exotic hair colours became a thing in the real world more than in video game characters that have the hots for the self-insert
It’s funny because I work with my therapist to overcome my victim mentality and yet on the right men have fully embraced it. The world is literally bending to their whims but it’s more comforting to wrap yourself up in victimhood and stew in being a toxic shithead.
Even when they’re being pandered to with a bombshell woman, the right-wing man is still unhappy. Tragic.
Perhaps propagands, alienation and the destruction of third spaces have resulted in a bunch of poorly socialized dudes whose natural inclination is to feel threatened rather than intrigued by a cool woman.
I’ve also been thinking that the fash inclination to infantalize women might play some role. Some people are happy to see uwu smol bean cute girls but unhappy when they see big sexy competent women.
Just imagine ascribing such (or any, really) importance to “masculinity” and then have it be so fragile. Leading such an existence sounds like hell.
Cismen r scared theyll get treated the same way they treat ppl who “fail” at masculinity/manhood
I’m a genderfluid butch. Since coming out it’s so fucking weird how people treat me because of the dominant fragile culture.
-I’ll have people double check if its okay for me to touch a ‘cute’ thing.
-someone said “oh that’s right, it must make you feel more masculine to carry groceries” when I offered to take them from someone because the person was complaining earlier that their body was sore. And I was in better health at the time.
-give me weird looks when I gush over something cute or get excited.
Its like, I do not prescribe to toxic masculinity and work very hard to weed it out. I do not want that miserable life. Why are you trying to put that on me. Stop it!!
yeah people get upset on your behalf, super uncomfortable. its funny because its something they themselves are imposing on you and getting upset about
I think calling colours “feminine” and “masculine” is complete bullshit, but according to that bullshit, red is one of the most feminine colours…

red is the color of Mars, the color of war, the color of blood, which is masculine
but blood is also a symbol of menstruation, which is feminine
and the commies! The damn commies and their red flags! They’re super red-hot and confident, willing to fight for what they believe in, which is masculine, but for feminine reasons. And women, they wear makeup to give the illusion of sexual desire because flushed cheeks are a biological indicator of sexual arousal, so wearing makeup is intentional deception, but also why don’t women wear makeup anymo—
But red is the color of McDonald’s for borger
only since the mid 20th century. before that, pink was more masculine than blue.
pink being a shade of red
Salmon colored shorts are still a frat bro staple.
God these losers are so fucking tedious
the cucking ritual is when i play skyrim as a woman and beat up all the men in brawls, but let the women beat me instead

That guy is going to blow his dick off with that level of gun safety
This Glock ain’t got no safety
It’s owner got no patience
So please don’t make this trigger and my belt make relations
If dudes don’t have a big roid vein on their forehead and a massive dick bulge they’re not masculine enough.
IDGaF about GTA 6 because I know for a fact that Bugstar will release an overpriced buggy mess filled with micro-transactions. But just to make those frotting chuds mald more I might buy the game.
Making chuds mad isnt worth paying 80 bucks
That’s why I said “might”. I’m more likely to pirate it when the hype dies down
frotting chuds
The Lesbian High Council officially declares that nobody who unironically posts about “cucking rituals” in video games has ever or will ever be involved in the tiniest bit of frotting.
frotting chuds
They’re having too much pleasure to be upset.































