Dort_Owl [they/them, any]
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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•I'm as left as they cum, buttEnglish
6·3 hours agoStop calling me Cum Butt

Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•Do you sometimes feel like thisEnglish
2·4 hours agoAww

Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•Do you sometimes feel like thisEnglish
9·6 hours agoNo because all my posts are bad
Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netto
art@hexbear.net•Anonymous Artist - Woman In Bed With A Lobster (1910)English
2·6 hours agoLiving the dream
Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPto
chat@hexbear.net•Kind of wild how pretty much all forms of media are considered "dead" nowEnglish
4·11 hours agoA roundabout and probably incohenrant way of me saying everyone seems to have a bleak outlook on pretty much most media
I am very sleepy it probably made more sense in my head
Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPto
chat@hexbear.net•Kind of wild how pretty much all forms of media are considered "dead" nowEnglish
6·11 hours agoWhat I’m talking about is peoples perception of these things, not that there isn’t quality stuff out there
Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•since Malcolm X was so successful we need a Malcolm for every alphabet letterEnglish
2·12 hours agoMalcolm G Malcolm
Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPto
chat@hexbear.net•Kind of wild how pretty much all forms of media are considered "dead" nowEnglish
8·12 hours agoI mean, yes, but I’m mostly talking about the cultural response. There isn’t really any popular widespread thing that people don’t consider enshittified now.
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chat@hexbear.net•Kind of wild how pretty much all forms of media are considered "dead" nowEnglish
1·12 hours agodeleted by creator
Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.nettoselfcrit@hexbear.net•I kind of figured out what I am. I cant be liked I am an eternal pain in the ass everyone has ever met. Legit quite a detestable person.English
5·12 hours agoI think you’re pretty cool
If it helps I also feel worthless 99% of the time so we can be trash buddies if you want
Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Middle of July so that means it's your annual wildfire smoke from Canada blowing in!English
13·12 hours agoIt’s the middle of winter, you wacky northern hemispherers
Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Storming of the Bastille (1789) - Novo General Megathread for the 14th-23th of July 2026English
4·12 hours agodeleted by creator
Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPto
chat@hexbear.net•Kind of wild how pretty much all forms of media are considered "dead" nowEnglish
11·13 hours agoWell yeah I agree with you completely but that’s what I mean, mainstream collective culture seems to be dead
Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Hey EveryoneEnglish
11·14 hours agoIt’s yellow because you’re turning into a Simpson
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technology@hexbear.net•[FIXED] Bluetooth on my laptop is suddenly acting strange (Linux)English
8·23 hours agooh… haha
That fixed it

Thank you!
Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPto
technology@hexbear.net•[FIXED] Bluetooth on my laptop is suddenly acting strange (Linux)English
5·1 day agoTrue true, I read somewhere that the average lifespan for a laptop is around 5 years but maybe I’m paranoid
I don’t want to junk it if I can help it!
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technology@hexbear.net•[FIXED] Bluetooth on my laptop is suddenly acting strange (Linux)English
1·1 day agoI will do that right away. Thank youuuu

Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•I ate so many beans today, guess how many and I'll tell you I love youEnglish
6·1 day agoI’m starving and beanless, thanks a lot, communism

Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•If I'm the straightest man ever why do I keep thinking gay thoughts?English
8·1 day agoBecause everyone wants to smooch dads







Where the fuck am I, what’s a Hexbear? I had a horrible dream where I was someone trapped in a capitalist nightmare with a collapsed economy and a dying planet. Glad I’m not that guy and we live in the Communist Union of Earth.
Wait why did I just get a bill for healthcare?
Oh no NONONONO TAKE ME BACK, TAKE ME BACK