GrouchyGrouse [he/him]

Lol hell yeah what did you doooo

Ram Rancher: Dilf Edition

Cormac McCarthy was the right author for our times

Playing Radiohead’s Fake Plastic Trees while watching montages of birds taking off and landing in slow motion.

I don’t think “normal” is even real but there’s something that doesn’t feel normal to be like “lol last one left turn out the lights” so often in life. Like… goddamn. We are in an emotional endurance contest with a languid apocalypse. Shit abrades the soul.

Birds are fucked. Vibes are fucked.

I watched a person go on a bad trip from synthetic weed. Shit got scary.

The title reads like having a stroke

The order of operations is:

1. These naive hippie dipshits are so misguided protesting things.

2. Gosh. If they really wanted to change the system they’d join it and change it from within. You? Me? The hippie protestors? All doing nothing. (Moderate vote shaming begins)

3. In a way, their impotent protests just proves the protestors do it for themselves, not the issues. (Vote shaming intensifies)

4. Actually, them protesting is worse than doing nothing. In a way, they’re worse than I am on the issues! (Vote shaming reaches apogee)

5. Hypocrisy! Socialism iPhone! They haven’t donated 100% of their time and income yet claim to care!

It’s funny how in a bunch of movies I grew up with there was some variation of the pitiable/loathsome “protestors” usually with a white California accent, gumming up the works, offering helpless advice, existing for the audience to scorn or ridicule until Manly Leading White Man or Girl Who Uses Cusswords snaps them out of their hippie reverie. Or they get owned. Like the stripper in Independence Day that goes up the tower to dance with the aluminum foil motley of cranks waving signs at the starship.

The intro bit where it’s just footage of Prussian flags and talking about the Germanic religion of iron and blood… that’s the Eternal German right there

Regardless of whether I believe it what I can tell you is that the powers that be have done everything they could to grease the skids toward people adopting a hostile view of protestors and a reverence for law enforcement.

And they don’t do that shit for free. Somebody somewhere is banking on the idea that these are good investments against social unrest and disorder. To the tune of countless millions.

So I guess the question is how successful it will be. Because I can certainly predict the narrative working on some people even when it gets stress tested by open state murder against peaceful assembly.

Does Europe have a Germany problem or does Germany have a Europe problem.

Like, if it’s a forgone conclusion that the Krauts will attempt to rule Europe, we must take a stance. As long as we know there is a Germany that will do this that becomes the constant. The variable, then, is how they succeed and fail with each attempt. The Eternal German, to give it a name.

So the question is: is Europe destined to be German and this is one long series of struggles as the Eternal German waxes and wanes? In which ultimately Europe will be suborned, eventually.

Or is Germany destined for failure every time, and therefore the Eternal German takes the role of the fickle province in constant rebellion against the rest of Europe?

Which way, Western Man?

M-M-M-M-MULTIKILL

Legend

Shakespeare died to let the English talk like this

Elon is like drinking a hot can of soda on a summer afternoon. He’s like finding out that sound the car is making is very expensive to fix. He’s like noticing a weird smell that won’t go away until you find the putrefying mice dead in the ductwork.

It’s like when you’re a kid and you’re standing in a circle talking and that one kid nobody likes is there and he says something and just dead-airs it. Ice cold reception. Suddenly everyone notices he’s there. The mood shatters. All because some oaf had to shoulder into your conversation to blather about South African Boers.

Just who in the fuck looks forward to interacting with this man. His black hole of charisma. Dealing with his attempts at humor. Now here he is being serious instead but in a bumbling oafish way. What a surprise. With all the predictability of a 3 panel newspaper comic strip. Elon, like the dim-witted international step-nephew he is, doing a fumble.

I’d rather be governed by a Magic 8 Ball than these people

We had our chance to give Ilhan Omar a Gundam.

She didn’t blow that chance. We did.

No worries we’ll pass it along to a different department. Communism is when you have giant sprawling bureaucracies to handle stuff like this.

But what about the results for Spermer?

If you combine their names you get Keichard Spermer

Chernobyl wasn’t a reactor accident. That was a cover up they used to hide the truth. The truth you see in this picture right here.