It’s the other drivers. The only time I enjoy driving is when I’m off work and it’s like 3am and there’s nobody else on the road.

So I get a double whammy experience of the “fuck yeah off work” dopamines and it’s low stress.

The other 99% of driving can fuck off, put me in a train

Definition depends on who you are talking to.

I think in some circles it meant liberal identity politics when discussed by leftists but by now I think it’s been co-opted to mean “the stuff I don’t like” by YouTube talking heads etc

I won’t even get started on what chuds might start to think it means once they see libs using it and apply their famous literary skills to decode it via context. Fuck that’s gonna suck to behold. Like watching two blindfolded kids swinging at the same piñata and hitting each other.

“Full thank you”

As opposed to what, a half thank you?

Is this one of those admissions that this motherfuck is such a miserly piece of shit he thinks “thank yous” come custom order?

I hope Jeremy Carson dies in a Clarke crash

There’s details about all that stuff that are going to get lost to time and I wonder about some of the weird oddities and unsettling shit.

Like in 20 years will anyone believe me when I tell them about the room with the dentist chair in the center of it with the masks on the wall? And the masks looked like people whose names wouldn’t surprise you?

They aren’t even dressed like the guy in the statue 1/10

It’s cool how it got worse and worse and then they brought in sexism

The fucking chud brain I stg

“When I grow up I’m gonna be some nobleman’s footstool.”

For real, all I see is that classic source engine bloom

Lmao it hurts to look at it

The radical centrist Obama who waged wars for the neoliberal empire

Fine, fine, Joe can die at home. Give us Blinken instead.

Seriously, the Nos is timeless

One of the things that really sucks about this guy is remembering the way his voice went up an octave in giddy excitement while reacting to Nick Fuentes

That was 100% the real guy right there, and it’s him being a giggling gremlin that gets a dopamine rush from vicarious sexism and racism somebody “braver” said outloud.

If I were capable of feeling a positive emotion toward him it would be me dying of secondhand embarrassment

We have breaking reports coming in from the Aquaticists that the water is quite wet right now.

Sarsaparilla is sure tasty

All I can think of is all those grad students whose work got scraped and scrambled to be fed into these fucking Pete’n’repeat machines

their minds are rotted by supremacism

That’s a really good observation

Awesome! This was great to read on my break, thanks for the tag

Oh no, you need to lock this one in the Omelas basement