I have heard slavery defined as a person removed from their social context and I believe that is the end goal of this total atomization.

I’m not a real dort but I am a real owl, an actual owl

I asked one of them and they told me there were only a few Greeks and at least two thousand Persians in the theater.

in my humble opinion Backrooms is best enjoyed by waiting for a torrent

I know this is not the point but I have to say you are consistently very funny without the self deprecation.

Athenians in 490 BC after defeating the Persians:

We ran!

Americans in 2026 CE after getting owned by the Persians:

Iran!!

Is that stargate screen meant to represent Cato holding a fig? I’m not following.

we didn’t know how good we had it in the days of cracked.com listicles

well said

look up the cpu’s and gpu’s on ebay, some models they are worth a lil for nostalgic value but otherwise it’s scrap metal recycling.

do they have buckling spring keyboards?

:araghchi: Each time we are attacked we will close one additional strait.

Should belong to Egypt as part of package deal to whoever controls the Suez canal.

What do you mean you’d buy that? it is for sale right now. Put up or shut up!

oh they’re being reasonable?.. might be worth a look…