“The curtains are always blue, except BLUE is the same colour that the tattooed alt chick’s hair is and she wouldn’t fuck me! So the curtain are WOKE!”
“I don’t know why therapy is a real thing. Every time I go for an “inkblot” test, they just show me pictures of my parents fucking for hours at a time, and I think that’s NOT cool. Anyway, here’s why this video game is woke and I hate it…”
I can’t prove it, but I guarantee this is an accurate dramatization of real events.
“The curtains are always blue, except BLUE is the same colour that the tattooed alt chick’s hair is and she wouldn’t fuck me! So the curtain are WOKE!”
“I don’t know why therapy is a real thing. Every time I go for an “inkblot” test, they just show me pictures of my parents fucking for hours at a time, and I think that’s NOT cool. Anyway, here’s why this video game is woke and I hate it…”
I can’t prove it, but I guarantee this is an accurate dramatization of real events.