When people say ‘they know a guy’ this is usually what they mean. And that guy delivers.
Dudes rock
God bless him
There’s a guy who lives near my parents out of a van. He doesn’t work, has a dog, hangs out in his chair most of the day, and regularly rotates locations to avoid tickets. He and the dog look well fed and healthy enough. He keeps himself and his van clean.
Sometimes I think this guy just has life figured out better than I ever could.
1995 prices are the price of doing business lmao
seems like the kind of guy you pay in beer or weed
“yea I can git 'er done by the weekend, just bring a 6 pack and an eighth and we’ll call it even”
Some people have it all, and some will never have enough. Dude’s got life figured out.
Some folk realize that the way to live a simple life is not to seek simplicity but to avoid complication. Or maybe it’s the other way around.
i knew a guy who’d live out in a boat on land trying to fix it, but always end up messing it up more. i would be surprised if it could float today.
“i tried patching this hole with a piece of the floor over there, and it worked great! but now there’s a hole in the floor over there god dammit”
1995 prices? That’s a lot of prices to keep track of!
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