LocalOaf [they/them, she/her]

“Armed Forces Day” hats* in the MLB

Regular hat enjoying fans:

Greedy merchandising company execs:

*latest fad

Major league blunder.

He needs to drink from the puddle to prove to Farage that he’s not gay

burning down the rainforest to run a simulation of “what if (actor) was (gay and/or Chinese)”

🎶keep a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man🎶

🎶in case he comes to town🎶

🎶keep a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man🎶

🎶so he won’t take me down🎶

her Oscar party is no longer “hot”

“Bears are guys”

a tremendous V-22 crash folks, believe me

that Byron Buxton/Carlos Correa collision, ouch

with the Oswaldo Cabrera ankle fracture earlier there have been some gnarly baseball injuries lately

He already tried being the version of minus the crack and evangelical Q woo lmao

Yeah idk, I’ve got The Dread™ bad

like the whole world is a car dangling off the edge of a bridge that’s broken in half that’s just slowly swaying back and forth teetering off the edge but it won’t fall

looked at a former Soviet milsurp site and omg they sell tacticool rain gear for dogs

(KK Slider singing Katyusha)

Dunsparce➡️Dundunsparce

Mazda➡️Mazdada

Tony Blinken’s shitty blues rock band covering the CT bit version of Cream’s Sunshine of Your Love about shrinking down so you can fit inside a man’s ass and pilot him like a giant robot with wires and buttons and levers

very good

very very nice stuff

you got: BABY POSSUM