Not if you’re a sea turtle. They eat jelly fish and are immune to their venom

Wasps are coop as hell. Animals don’t exist for you convenience

Why?

People shaking coconut trees are often crushed by falling people who don’t exist within the context of all in which they live and which came before them.

Literally just answer the question.

Replying to a question with an unrelated question is rude and derails the conversation. Fucking answer them directly you fucking coward.

Russia is fascist now?

He failed at that too. None of those things work

I’m not a Dengist cause I’m not Chinese. That shit wouldn’t work here. But it clearly fucking worked for the country it was meant to apply to.

Wrong Joker.

I’d go with the uranium cause it’s a rock and not liquid at room temperature, you’re gonna get exposed to more liquid when you lick it than a rock

There’s a squad of crows living in my neighborhood and watching them set up their lil community of nests has been an amazing time

Swill Milk would be a sick Grincore band name

I’m ambivalent

Nope

Nerds smell like someone else’ wet dog. Punks smell like your wet dog.

I made a big post above, but everyone washes their hair too much and dries it the fuck out. Your scalp excretes oils to keep your hair pretty good on its own if you just rinse it with water every couple days. You will have a week or so of greasy hair after stopping but your body will quickly adjust to not having detergent rubbed on your head daily and cut down the oil to where it should be pretty quick and your hair will be way better in the end both in health, appearance and ease of styling. When it’s not constantly dried out you’ll find it’s thicker and more malleable for styling.

I cannot overstate this enough, if you are using shampoo more than like once a week MAX, it’s too much. When you stop you will experience a graeasy hair week as your body is used to overproduction oils to make up for the shampoo but after that it’s smooooth sailing. I rinse with water twice a week or so and shampoo maybe once a month if that and my hair has been absolutely fantastic ever since. Like, I’m pretty hot tbh, but holy hell do I have fucking fantastic hair and I really gotta say the main player was not over washing it. My schedule is probably a bit light but my hair is dyed and I don’t wanna have it fade either. But yeah, daily shampoo is no good and once you’re past that threshold you’ll have way healthier and nicer hair and save shower time and shampoo money. I get fancy purple stuff to hold my bright ass hair color and a bottle last over a year.

There’s different types of stink and some are better than others and I’m pretty sure this is based on my own prejudice and preference as well as olfactory association being pretty powerful, but punks stink ans are known to, so do nerds. However, punks have a good stink and nerds have a bad stink. I’ve been a crustie for like 15 years now and also have ran merch at nerd conventions and punks have more of a deep fryer thst had cooked too many spring rolls kinda smell combined with booze sweat and an overall mist of weed and cigarettes and its more of an outdoorsy musky smell that I find kinda nice but admittedly probably cause I associate it with my pals and fun times. I can identify most of my friends by smell. Nerds have more of a stagnant indoors moldy stank, and sort of a chemical smell with it, either a cover up body spray that makes it worse by adding a chemical sweetness to their sour aroma. They smell like a gym locker that hasn’t been opened in years with the hint of pool chroline wafting in. Nerds smell nauseating.

K, this is cooler