FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoWhen the Messiah returns, He will not announce Himself. But you will know Him by the signs. [CW: Alcohol]hexbear.netimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down10
arrow-up1170arrow-down1imageWhen the Messiah returns, He will not announce Himself. But you will know Him by the signs. [CW: Alcohol]hexbear.netFourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square17linkfedilink
minus-squareuserofnames [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoi knew a guy who’d live out in a boat on land trying to fix it, but always end up messing it up more. i would be surprised if it could float today.
minus-squaregodlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months ago“i tried patching this hole with a piece of the floor over there, and it worked great! but now there’s a hole in the floor over there god dammit”
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i knew a guy who’d live out in a boat on land trying to fix it, but always end up messing it up more. i would be surprised if it could float today.
“i tried patching this hole with a piece of the floor over there, and it worked great! but now there’s a hole in the floor over there god dammit”