Ywah im a citizen, sittin’ zen on my front poech brother pass me a brewski

“I hate it when my children talk to me” is so common among parents jesus

Yeah I drove unlicensed for a year anf my gf for 3 years because, surprise surprise, we still needed to go to work

Kaban emptied 2 mags of this into me the kther day

And yet they call native americans ‘[redacted]skiins.’ Intetesting!

My favorite go-to is “your family tree must be a straight line”

I am completely serious when I say that every single person who baits on this site about “Zombie media is just you wanting to shoot poor people” is either a federal agent or someone who really likes jerking their brain boner too much

Dead Die-nasty

“El Funky”

Brain-meltingly horrible name

Much like a moth priest, I will definitely go blind if I try reading that slop book

Bro i cant even know everything about my own counrry’s history and culture how coiod i possibly learn about a whole ass continent

Brb gonna go obessively read about Elder Scrolls lore

I am at peace with my brqin damage. It makes me more fun and happy :)

Based

Baby luigi and baby mario for them when

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I skin infant babies

This gun is like that onr chemical that just randomly explodes for no discernable reason

Ok thats good

A myth