EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]

What they actually mean is, “Capitalism is the only system that lets me chase my dreams of ruthlessly exploiting the poor.”

“jus love smashin boats, simple as”

Also I like that his name is basically “purple guy”

The two-and-a-half war doctrine, two wars and a limited conflict.

A big part of the “selfishness is human nature” thought process comes from Puritan brainworms. The Protestant work ethic and the belief that one’s desire to have the basic necessities of life is inherently selfish form the basis of American capitalism, thus the idea that one must be worked beyond their limits in order to simply continue to live becomes baked into the fabric of society.

Basically everything wrong with America is John Calvin’s fault at its source.

Honestly, the bear spray will work just fine if you forget the pepper spray. The inverse is not true.

Worker’s comp and wrongful death lawyers like

Dudes like this truly make meat consumption their entire personality.

Both at the same time. Gun + spinny skirt. Powerful friend type.

Javier Milei moment

Sorry, what’s the context of wisconcom?

Exactly. Kids are absolutely making art. Ask the parents how it makes them feel when their child hands them a drawing of the two of them doing something nice. My parents saved everything and they treasure those memories.

No no no no, he ordered hummus

Any chance someone could explain what this actually means for us ancient pre-Generation-Roblox boomers born before Hurricane Katrina?

Non-functional Testicle.

The demon of entitled millennials, who should be thanking us for their sub-minimum wages and unpaid overtime 😤

Liz Lemon’s BWL Jeans.

Sorry guys, we made a mistake and accidentally loaded all the t-shirts into a Javelin missile we sent to Ukraine. We only found out when the post office let us know that the boxes we were sending to you all tested for explosives! Unfortunately we can’t issue refunds because we spent the money already on trafficking orphan slaves to convert some surplus canvas waterboarding hoods into messenger bags.

A god has decided to smite your murderhobo. You have been struck by Holy lightning for 100d20 damage. You have disadvantage.

Punish murderhoboing severely. Party gets wiped and it won’t be fun.