yeah, google translate does a better job. sategemental should be satellite, and microweats should be microalgae.

yep, extreme far right white supremacists. canadian fascists. they’ve been around a while.

sahara means deserts (plural), so “the sahara desert” means the deserts desert

sounds like they’re just giving gold to britain

i monetized your pants

looks like a snow fence to keep snow from drifting up into large piles on the pathway behind it

no, her last name is actually mcclain but nobody bothers to remember it correctly

what have i become?

my swedish friend

all the food i eat

goes away in the end

roman is optically designed to be wider field-of-view than hubble in addition to having larger sensor arrays. i don’t think it’s feasible to retrofit hubble in that way. it’s a completely different mirror design.

https://science.nasa.gov/mission/hubble/observatory/hubble-vs-roman/

this is the most albuquerque story i’ve ever seen

“do” is a verb

WTF are gringos adding to guacamole to make it a biohazard?

typhoid, apparently

there must be an impressive amount of pee stored in those, i don’t think that pig is incontinent

more like incontinent balls mobile!

the ones that go into space are susceptible to missile defense systems. on the road they’re practically invisible to modern radar systems.

Some time ago when Uncle Sammy had a war with Spain

And many of the boys in blue were in the battle slain

Not all of them were killed by bullets, not by any means

The biggest part by far were killed by Armour’s Pork and Beans

and the strait!