You can, and it kind of does. Back in my 20s, when my nipples were still pierced, I tried this when I was really drunk. Thank goodness, the pictures have been deleted.
So much for “thoughts I’ve never had before”
If I had a nickel for every time someone thought of boiling pasta by showering with it piercing their nipple, I’d have two nickels-- which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The pictures have been deleted
Well, go on, spare no detail. Was this real Italian durum wheat? What kind of sauce?
Well this is a thing.
… … … Be back in ten minutes.
It’s been an hour
How’d it go?
Cooking dried carbohydrates such as pasta and rice generally depends more on temperature than moisture. You could use instant noodles but definitely not an egg or rice noodle.
In fact, Rice cooks above 100C meaning in order to slow or prevent the water from boiling away without cooking the rice you need to add pressure and potentially some salt to increase the boil temp.
That seems wrong to me. Adding salt doesn’t increase the boiling temperature much
It would take a lot of salt to have a large noticeable difference, but I like to believe it helps.
As a very loose and unreliable rule of thumb for every 5% salt you raise the water’s boiling point by about a degree, but anything more than 2500 mg is over your daily recommended value: each cup of water is 236,588 mg so 5% of 2 cups water would be 23,658 mg.
But it’s not wrong to say adding salt helps cook rice, just not by a noticeable amount.
I think I would prefer a simple nipple piercing pasta portioner, cause I always have a hard time figuring out how much to cook.
100 grams per person is the standard I grew up with, now I do 75.
True. I think it depends if pasta is the main or just a side dish. But weighing spaghetti on a scale is pretty cumbersome.
I’m just imagining the infomercial of some guy knocking the plate off the scale and then spaghetti is all over the floor saying there’s got to be a better way and then another guy comes up, and rips off his shirt to reveal his spaghetti portoner nipple ring.
I just take half the box and boil that, eat half of that, then eat the other half the next day
How much butter could a butter churn churn if a butter churn could churn butter? I asked AI and it gave me this big long explanation that started with the history of butter churning and ended up with some facts about the traditional way of making yak butter which I did not even know was a thing but it is and that thing is butter.
Everyday we stray further
Do it twice. Buccatini (i think I’m spelling that wrong) stuffed with angel hair.
Many times we've been out drinking And many times we've shared our thoughts But did you ever, ever notice The kind of thoughts I got?Thanks I hate it.
*titatoni
Tittaroni putanesca
Nooples.
What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and several days later you find out that your entire life he had been sneaking in your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason just so you would fit in…
Bruh… Can I get whatever you’re on?
Yes
why would someone pierce their nipples? what does it do besides mutilating an erogenous zone?
For individuals with inverted nipples, it may aid in form them, by the scar tissues.
And many do it exactly for sexual stimulation, personal affirmation or just aesthetics.
Why the emphasis on judgement? You don’t like it, just don’t do it. People have the right to dispose of their body as they see fit.
Maybe they were curious?
I’ll grant that but there is no need to judge others.
It’s stupid cute, and my nipples are still super sensitive so it’s hasn’t really been a detriment. Idk, I love mine, I’d pierce them again if I had to.
Give you a place to hang tools while doing carpentry.
I want you to know that I glanced at your comment as I was closing the thread, and then felt compelled to reopen it so I could read it properly.
Some people pierce their buttholes. I cannot explain.
Please tell me this is made up. I still can’t get past the hygiene problems of nose piercings when you have a cold, to even imagine how awful this would be
Um Wikipedia has a picture.
Oh dear gods. I cannot imagine intentionally giving yourself an anal fistula
Your ass is not forgiving when you get older. Some of these porn stars are really going to keep the adult diaper and colostomy industry in business.
It can be an anal flute, depending on how elaborate the piercing is.
