Have you met Gary yet?

The ideal endpoint of evolution will have regrowing limbs and organs, acid abs poison breath, laser eyes, hard, chitinous exoskeletons, little monkey servants who bring you cheese look what about this isn’t crab

This sounds like the rpg I have been waiting for

I mean that doesn’t really help still bigger

I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)

I’d rather have a chode beanstalk, 1000 miles wide and 1 mile tall

Spaghetti walling is my favorite part of the creative process, next to actually making shit.

Just give him a copy of Dr Sbaitso he’ll be entertained for his entire attention span

Condom catheter, friend

I grew up there too bro (☞◍ω◎)☞

Sleep?

i kind of want the steam deck to eat the switch and i really don’t have a dog in the fight

i have an account on my ps4 (and ps5) that i log into and suddenly i’m in a different region. the ps5 says i only get so many region changes, but i can log into the accounts as many times as i want

i mean if i had a specific nintendo console for pirated games, i wouldn’t connect it to the internet

also where are his little legs

what kind of bird man would they have us believe this is

big ol lick across the palm and then other.

you know, i ought to name my next router jesus for when i have to reboot it