Don’t let your dreams be just dreams

It’s dinosaur shaped

Hony, is your mom a penguin?

No they’re not

And moose hunt orcas. Scariest sea mammal.

2 meals at the same time dude

“Got dangit” was how i usually heard it

example: Wait person! There is only one hair in my three hair soup! I demand satisfaction! Pistols at dawn or are you more of a chess boxing person?

wait i’ve read this joke before. the one with a bigger owl?

I think op is suggesting we do science on, or possibly to, world leaders

We’ve got one of those out here on the west coast. I think in Danville? Anyways you smell one corpse flower, you spend the rest of your life with lavendar on your face just in case you accidentally angel another

well fuck. there go those whitepapers i wrote about, i really don’t remember, and cited articles i’d copied off the whatsit database years before before i’d lost access through the university

i was just suggesting another but this seems appropriate

i prefer Schmoe

Squirrels Hate Mice Or Elephants

i don’t say evasion, i say avoision.

and popular restaurants i want to eat in

huh, i don’t think cilantro tastes like soap, but i think bradford pears smell like cat piss. Our fucking HOA decided to use them as landscaping.

uh, why? 🍐ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ )

keep typing i’m almost there

But I can still poop the big poops in vc, right? Same screaming