How do they even sleep over there without the gentle breeze, the soft whirring?

I honestly thought it was a stylistic thing. They look cool/it looks intentional and artsy to me. I thought it was a playful eyebrow raise in glasses form, they’re fun. But I’m sorry to learn they’re from a not-so-fun source.

It didn’t take much convincing. They all seem to be having a great time together now! Would’ve loved to be part of it!

I’ve never thought about it like this. Turns out I’m literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn’t lonely!

The Appalachian Mountains have existed 2-3x as long as trees. They were around 600 million years before complex life formed in the ocean. They’re way older than Saturn’s rings.

Katamari Datacy

This is kind of true, depending on how radical your interpretation of getting off a bike is.

It looks like it could feel nice on your back.

I’ve got a massive hindgut, but no girth?

You weren’t kidding, that boat looks like a huge idiot omg. 🤦‍♂️

Well, it’s a W in my book.

I miss the spicy McChicken. Fuck your McCrispy bullshit. I’m not buying it.

“You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” -Uranium, Star Wars

Here’s the thing. If it’s all vibrating strings in 10 dimensions then ???

“I know her!”

Can’t be that old, I was in college when Ron Paul ran, so.

🥳 🎉 🎈 🍕

It’s the tastiest insect vomit they’ve let the public know about!

Also you’re in bed with your feet under the covers while it’s happening.

I have never seen a couple where the woman is thin and the guy is overweight.

Really!? I feel like I could point this out to you within like 15 minutes at any busy grocery store in the southeastern U.S. Probably a few times.