Oh yeah, the presence of this particular mindset is a lot more prevalent here on Lemmy, unfortunately. I call it the “Russian troll farm mentality.” Frankly, I find disingenuousness is less discomforting than outright delusion, because it means they know they’re full of shit. The delusional are just depressing.
Probably as “inconspicuous” storage. If you’ve got a bunch of other garden gnomes around, this’ll look just like one of them.
Is it a clever idea? Did it work? Well, we’re reading about it…
Well done, op. This is fuckin terrible.
Oh good! There’s a bizarro me out there that’s still capable of feeling feelings! Good for them!
Why don’t you get back to us in January?
That’s because there wasn’t any law against it at that time. Now we’ve got the 22nd amendment.
chariots chariots
Oh, good. We’ve got Prime Cave Johnson this time!
We’re open to kind and good words from anyone. The issue is always the other words.
Utter nonsense. Geese won’t own cars.
They’d steal them.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.
You are quite welcome!
(I’m helping! Yaaaaaay!)
Edit: Found the old version, just to provide actual help.
This joke has been around a lot longer than he has.
Also, this image is a knockoff of a decade old meme, but made worse by adding a lot more words.
Edit: the older version
Jesus Christ, Marie!!
For anyone curious, the fuck head who shot up a movie theatre in Aurora, Colorado had a similar haircut.
Was quite the putz during his trial, too. Stills from the trial made good meme material.
You gotta take the Dubai approach and just hemorrhage money at it until hopefully enough people pay you to be there.
Just want to pitch in and clarify the misinformation topic, since this is something explicitly mentioned in the Lemmy.World TOS, section 8.
Specifically, the type of misinformation that is prohibited is that which is harmful to others. Here’s a direct quote that pretty much sums up the matter:
So that being said, you’re all free to talk all the shit you want. I’m only going to care if the shit you talk is actually harmful.
OPs shit is in no way demonstrably harmful to anyone in any relevant manner. So they get to keep talking it.
Edit: I’ll concede, you may be put in harms way if you try to drink camel saliva. I presume they kick pretty hard. But frankly, you deserve it for trying.