That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep

You can only pick one.

Your uncle sound like a well cultured man

But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

I didn’t know that. I’ve only known them for like the last couple of years. Granted, in 2013 I wasn’t on the Internet yet.

I love the Poland balls.

I dunno. I would have no interest in watching such a thing.

This thread has been so weird for me because apparently something I’ve always done without ever giving any thought to is weird to people. I don’t give a fuck. It’s all in jest, anyways.

Come on dude. Don’t tell me you’ve never drunk milk as an adult. Be honest lmfao

No it doesn’t. Milk can stay cold for ages. Like I would have any meal gone within 10 minutes.

They weren’t biologically made to drink alcohol or eat big macs their whole lives either yet here you are.

😟 it’s only a drink.

Me? I can’t understand why this is such a weird thing to you people.

I just like having milk with every meal. I don’t like water and having dinner with a fizzy drink is just wrong.

I mean, I just annoyed that milk isn’t even an option in a lot of restaurants. It’s something so basic, like.

Why are you pooping on the dog

Thanks for that mental imagery Jordan

Bull fucking shit. As if they wouldn’t also listen to Boris

When I woke up today I never would if guessed that today is the day I would wind up accidentally learning that monkey prostitutes are a thing.

Walter san. I twidles fingers nervously d…don’t want go cook. I say in a meak drawn out whimper while staring down at my shoes in fear