Anon should’ve asked them for a doggie bag so he could take it home to eat later.

It was probably on a Friday and testing probably was happening Saturday morning and they were busy setting up the gym with tables for check-in or possibly desks for testing directly in the large room rather than individual classrooms. Most schools don’t have an abundance of large spaces and one has to be sacrificed.

Anon gotta chill out and be more like Chad. Chad is sick!

This is just what happens when you become the expert at something. Being goated isn’t simply slang.

Yo! that’s essentially my plan if you change out “hide” with “seek”

Even as a younger millennial they were barely in my life. My mom had one when I was in elementary school for work, and other than that I just know beepers from medical shows and Dennis, the beeper king, from 30 Rock. Technology is cyclical.

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin

You say engineering, I say Weird Science

Wait… Does the notice post automatically or did you do that?

Edit: Oh shit!

Unsuspecting? I’m pretty sure it’s on my wishlist…

Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…

Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!

Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…

That’s why we’ve forgiven Tom Hanks for that murder spree, we can’t lose him too

Why’s it smell like steamed hams?

I’m so tired of these ai generated images. They can never get faces right, statistically at least one of them should be frowning!

I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.

Have you tried eating around the lactose?

Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…