Imagine having to blow your instrument
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Imagine having to bang your instrument
This comment was made by vocals gang
Imagine eating ass With your instrument.
-autoharp gang
Well played! I was expecting deep throating but you took it a step further! 👏
…just like your mom last night
Imagine not having an instrument to bang
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fingerpiano gangImagine having to finger your instrument
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Imagine having to finger your instrument
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I know this comments wasn’t written by percussion gang because it isn’t in crayon and it uses words.
I’d rather people jerk off, finger or blow their beloved instruments than kicking and beating them.
Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.
yeah now im thinking how you put your lips on one end and then do a reach around on the other.
The rusty trombone is a classic.
Bonus
Imagine having to finger your instrument’s clitorises for it to change notes.
And that’s not even touching what the French Horns are doing.
Twisted fister makes her moan so good.
With a trumpet you just change the jerking for fingering
Either way you’re blowing
Imagine only having 3 buttons on your instrument. Brought to you by the woodwinds gang
You forgot the spit button, but yeah
What’s the difference? You’re blowing it anyway
Trumpeteers are jelly because they don’t have an equivalent to Trombone Champ
Violinist: sweats in vibrato
My 12 year son plays the trumpet. He’d love this meme.
But I will not show it to him.
his only comment, as he turns away to try to hide the embarrassment forming in his cheeks, would probably be ‘thanks. i… uh… already saw that one’
lol that’s probably a wise parenting decision.
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my trombone because it’s the loudest instrument in the band.
I don’t even want to know what the French horn players are doing to their instruments…
fingering it. We tend to be upbeat about it.
Checkmate:
Why not just use an euphonium?
Because being direct about sexuality is far preferable than innuendo.
You know what they say : Trombonists do it in 7 positions.
In Italian that instrument is called “trombone a tiro” and, well, it has a resemblance with the slang verb “tr*mbare” for some reason that only today I have figured out.
You can say bad words on the internet, we promise we won’t tell your mom.
As a member of the euphonium gang, I approve of this meme
