It’s almost like that’s the joke presented in comic form.

He’s practically hit the 1000 lbs club powerlifting with a single lift.

Not only that, it wasn’t even on his property.

Lol that’s so jawn

In Laos, the booze is cheaper than the mixers. You can get a cup of vodka for cheaper than a vodka and coke, so you can guess what the tourists drink.

Love is a battlefield

No sex in the Champagne room?

The Department of goverment efficiency was Musk’s meme idea and Trump is apparently just rolling with it.

I would guess it’s a juvenile peregrine falcon

If I was a hungry sea turtle, I’d open the jars to check which one of them has jellyfish inside.

McGruff, the crime dog

That’s true, but if the car is cheap plastic, then it might be fine.

Until it leaks out of their pocket inside the warm car and drips onto the seat rails, or something similar.

A gallium coin

This could be quite harmful though. Gallium reacts with metals like aluminum and steel in strange and destructive ways.

To be fair to the cashier, they were just trying to do something nice for you and getting you a free discount. I doubt that any “training” was involved, they probably didn’t think that anyone would refuse to give a phone number for a discount.

Most people wouldn’t care, but I used to get so any spam calls that it wasn’t worth the risk anymore.

This only works if you’re from a country with 7 digit phone numbers.

Laziness is the mother of invention.

We all know that math is just a weirdly specific branch of philosophy.

The color was called yellowred before oranges were discovered.

Remy Martin’s Louis XIII is a blend of cognacs all aged between 40 and 100 years.

Well maybe it’s time you changed that.