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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Imagine having to blow your instrument

    this comment was made by percussion gang

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      Imagine having to bang your instrument

      This comment was made by vocals gang

      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        Imagine eating ass With your instrument.

        -autoharp gang

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          Well played! I was expecting deep throating but you took it a step further! 👏

          …just like your mom last night

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        Imagine not having an instrument to bang

        This comment was made by the finger piano gang

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          Imagine having to finger your instrument

          This comment was made by the voices in my head gang

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            deleted by creator

        • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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          Imagine having to finger your instrument

          This comment was made by the triangle gang

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      I know this comments wasn’t written by percussion gang because it isn’t in crayon and it uses words.

    • tryptaminev 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺@feddit.de
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      I’d rather people jerk off, finger or blow their beloved instruments than kicking and beating them.

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      Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.

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      yeah now im thinking how you put your lips on one end and then do a reach around on the other.

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        The rusty trombone is a classic.

  • ZeroCool@feddit.chOP
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    Bonus

    skaband.png

  • ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de
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    Imagine having to finger your instrument’s clitorises for it to change notes.

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      And that’s not even touching what the French Horns are doing.

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        Twisted fister makes her moan so good.

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    With a trumpet you just change the jerking for fingering

    • RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Either way you’re blowing

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    Imagine only having 3 buttons on your instrument. Brought to you by the woodwinds gang

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      You forgot the spit button, but yeah

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    What’s the difference? You’re blowing it anyway

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    Trumpeteers are jelly because they don’t have an equivalent to Trombone Champ

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    Violinist: sweats in vibrato

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    My 12 year son plays the trumpet. He’d love this meme.

    But I will not show it to him.

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      his only comment, as he turns away to try to hide the embarrassment forming in his cheeks, would probably be ‘thanks. i… uh… already saw that one’

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      lol that’s probably a wise parenting decision.

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    I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my trombone because it’s the loudest instrument in the band.

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    I don’t even want to know what the French horn players are doing to their instruments…

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      fingering it. We tend to be upbeat about it.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    Checkmate:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valve_trombone

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Why not just use an euphonium?

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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        Because being direct about sexuality is far preferable than innuendo.

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    You know what they say : Trombonists do it in 7 positions.

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    In Italian that instrument is called “trombone a tiro” and, well, it has a resemblance with the slang verb “tr*mbare” for some reason that only today I have figured out.

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      You can say bad words on the internet, we promise we won’t tell your mom.

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    As a member of the euphonium gang, I approve of this meme

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