Who’s asking for left-right unity that isn’t just a right winger?
and by unity they mean acquiescence (to them)
And get access to liberal -> leftist women
Why the fuck would I want to unite with people who want me and everyone who thinks like me to die
Y’all remember World Unity II where we were so civilised with the Nazis that we stopped them gassing Soviets and Jews by eventually getting along so well we all compromised
The west likes to rewrite history, erasing the contributions of the Soviet Union’s massive human decency industry in defeating the nazis. Millions of Red Army soldiers died trying to hug it out with enemy forces, finally breaking the genocidal push at Stalingrad through the unstoppable tactic of appealing to shared humanity. The nazi soldiers, so astounded by the soviet commitment to peaceful coexistence with fascists, threw down their arms and collectively marched to work camps where their labor would be put to use rebuilding the societies they’d destroyed.
It was actually on the jagged rubble of Stalingrad that a red army private’s grenade pin snagged as he went to hug a nazi, accidentally discovering an offensive use for the weapon and turning the tide of the war at a terrible cost.
It’s like Churchill said:
We shall talk on the beaches, we shall beg on the landing grounds, we shall hug in the fields and in the streets, we shall surrender in the hills; we shall never fight.
Or something like that. I went to US public schools. 🙃
Left right unity? What the fuck are you talking about??
There is a somewhat popular narrative around the Candace Owens parts of conservatives that goes like “it’s not the left vs the right, it’s the top vs the bottom” or “us vs the Epstein class” or sth stupid like that. The Young Turks are also leaning into it.
It’s frustrating because you just wanna grab these people by their collar (not Owens, but her followers) and yell at them that that’s what “left vs right” is all about and they’re unknowingly siding with the Epsteinites, but they’re just too politically illiterate. I can genuinely believe that this cartoon is sincere. The problem is these chuds just see it as team sports and not that politics is about, y’know, ideology and values.
They also mean Jews, not Capitalists, when they say “too vs bottom” or “epsteinites vs us.”
Saw some dude on here posting holocaust denial and isn’t banned yet. Also said thanos was right. Check my recent comments.
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“Thanos was right.”
Surely a statement made by a genuine person, and not an edgy teenager trying desperately to provoke an emotional reaction.
Theranos was right
When fascists say “It’s not the left vs the right, it’s the top vs the bottom” they mean they want to work only with cishet white male leftists against “the jews who are orchistrating the great replacement”. Like you said, they are completely politically illiterate, so when they say “the bottom” they have a very specific idea of what that looks like and it doesn’t include any bottoms.
Hey, some cishet white male leftists are absolutely bottoms.
Also, with the amount of deprogramming one has to do to oneself to actually be a leftist as a cishet white male, they aren’t going to fall for it unless they were already in the community of Vaush or Haz, if you actually consider them leftists (which idk what they are even up to these days so I really don’t)
The really worry is the cishet white male progressives that think they are leftist, but have extremely little understanding of any kind of actual historical leftwing theory, and are operating almost entirely through conspiracy theories. The Bernie to Trump voters (there were not statistically that many, but damn are they annoying when you encounter them).
It sort of works in a context where people understand left and right as democrats and republicans and there is no politics outside that.
it’s funny to me that after over a decade of pink hair SJW stereotypes, the hogs have zeroed in on one of the most conventionally "chad"ish public figures as the face of the left
And this cartoonist made his body angled. Like, they actually accentuated his GOOD features, and made Charlie Kirk an unflattering caricature.
To be TOTALLY fair, let’s not kid ourselves. Charlie Kirk becoming brainrot is everything he would have wanted.
It’s the same reason influencer boxers don’t challenge Tyson Fury to a boxing match.
They wouldn’t be able to handle Stavvy Baby making fun of them if they tried to focus on him instead.
Is this supposed to make Hasan look bad instead of extremely cool while the superhero looks pathetic?
i like that they always draw him with the Mao suit, its very funny
He's one of them commie Asiatics what hate freedom and eat with chopsticks!
Mao suit is on my sewing to-learn list
They didn’t have to draw his gums like the Hoover dam but they did
With fans like this you don’t need enemies
basic decency
the right
Huh, looks around, and where is this basic decency?
You can’t even be remotely impolite to me but I can consider you subhuman pond scum, and if you disagree you’re being rude
And this is why i’m rude to Chuds
Told an old one off l, he was wearing a shirt that said, “Support your local ICE raids”
And I told him point blank to his face, “I see why your grandkids don’t call”
I hope that sticks with him 'til the day he crumples over dead on the toilet
Just throwing this out there. Asmongold is a proud racist, and he spoke positively about Daryl Davis because he was quiet, ignorable…and more importantly would gladly be a punching bag.
And also, how many of you or us were former chuds? They didn’t win us over when they did by saying “Hey friend, I know I disagree but I’d love to have a chat and hope you see the light and become a chud!” Fuck no, they do nothing but insult and bully people at best, and people join them because they look like the dominant party.
Amen. The calculus running through chuds’ minds should be, “Gee, I should really stop being a chud or those leftists will find me and kill me.”
Guy who wants to use flock cameras to check you leaving the state because abortion law should affect people and not jurisdictions: what about human decency???
These people can never draw. Hasan and Lawyer Friendly Captain America are drawn in different styles and the background looks like ai
This whole thing feels like AI tbh
Looking at this guy’s account after the comic starting with a plea for ‘basic decency’ was a mental flashbang I wasn’t prepared for.
Every single time, so called ‘dark humor’ enjoyers when the butt of a joke is about a white man, etc
The origin of the quote “to find out who rules over you, simply find out who you’re not allowed to criticize” came from a neo-nazi as if white men, particularly right-wingers aren’t absolute sacred cows
What the fuck is “Left-right unity”? lmao
It’s when the Republicans and Democrats swap out who gets to do the “brown people bombings” that they both love so much
It means everyone to the left of fascism is exterminated and the rightists get to enjoy “unity” when sharing in their hog trough
It’s very similar to the Irish Goodbye or the Israeli Ceasefire
But I don’t want unity with the right, I want
That’s a pretty great Hasan caricature.
It’s great because they can’t really draw him ugly (normatively) or no one would get it. So everyone just has to do hot chad guy charicatures of the person they’re trying to paint as the bad guy lol
Head too big
It’s amazing how even in this fictional cartoon world where the author makes everything and its appearance himself and the “hero” is a “too late, I have already drawn myself as a chad”, he still looks like such a wimpering loser in the second panel.
This is a curious breed of chad.
- Blonde hair
- Blue eyes
- Too many muscles, yet still skips leg day
- The chinniest chin imaginable
- No shoes?
- Eats hot dog with gloves on
- Sits on American flag
Meanwhile, Hasan has seemingly been depicted by Picasso. Is his arm connected to his body? How many elbows does he have in that arm?
How many elbows does he have in that arm?
Between 2 and 5 i guess. I see why that could be advantageous, but at that point you may just go full tentacle.
He doesn’t look like he has too many muscles so much as he is just a certified big unit, but that could be the art style plus I know am and know a lot more big units than muscular guys.
I shit you not, Americaman is supposed to be the STRAWMAN of the left. I’ve been forced to see his shit.
Wait, what? This is like if someone was making fun of Gregory’s blue hair. I’m not named Gregory and don’t have blue hair. I did not identify with this at all for the comic. Not even in a few degrees of separation like I sympathize or people in my sphere might. On social media I see everyone getting hyped up for the kirkiversary and replaying the best AI edits. Left-right unity is when they argue whether Mamdani is a communist or if he’s outflanked the right on the right for giving a shit about affordability. Even the version that actually happens and opens the conversation fries my brain in pickle juice
It’s impossible to make Hasan not look hot while still making it clear he’s Hasan.
It’s not about him being hot, it’s about this “chad” weeping about Kirk jokes with that expression on his face while wearing a fashy superhero outfit.
Obese captain america kinda loser eating a hotdog is pretty funny.
