SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]

“Why are you so poor?” I ask my neighbor who I’ve been robbing weekly for decades

She has her eyes on Pelosi’s spot, and is modelling her game accordingly

Pictured, my partner and I arriving at Wal-Mart (we do not pay for what we leave with)

Just put aside all of the good things and it’s actually bad

Dressing as Wile E. Coyote to drop anvils on ICE officers

Jokes aside, my immediate impression is that it’s becoming more ‘patriotic’ and politely fascist

Look at that logo lmao

“Just buy property and don’t advertise on it”

Too late, Supreme Court already ruled that we’re not allowed to press the switch and must actually destroy it because of a barely related court case in the 1820’s

“So we must blow up those pieces of infrastructure before they have the chance to do so”

Signs of a totally healthy country

Whoa whoa whoa, a guy has a Totenkopf tattoo on him for 20 years while taking like 3 tours of Iraq to commit warcrimes protect America with only 1 being as a mercenary and you’re out here besmirching his name like that

Will never forget the Win 11 update that somehow broke right click in File Browser randomly

Given America’s track record with “War on _”, we’re about to see a socialist victory the likes of which has never been witnessed before

Fake country founded by imperialist settlers trying to further deepen ties with a different fake country founded by imperialist settlers

So it’s that bad

lmao

Especially with Bill Clinton of all people

Demand your politicians be spayed and neutered

IBM smirking from the shadows