CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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Slop.@hexbear.net•THE THREE FOOD GROUPS: BURGERS, FRIES, AND A MILKSHAKE [CW: burgers, etc]English
8·7 days agoDoes Burger King US not still sell the Impossible Whopper? I thought Burger King was one of the first early adopters of plant-based meat, and that actually helped Impossible get on the map? If you order it without cheese and mayo, it’s vegan.
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Slop.@hexbear.net•THE THREE FOOD GROUPS: BURGERS, FRIES, AND A MILKSHAKE [CW: burgers, etc]English
12·7 days agoThey should’ve ordered a milkshake.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•No more Mr. Nice guyEnglish
17·8 days agoTrump might honestly be the best leader Iran has in this war.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•"Iran doesn't pay it's soldiers, they are broke" - TrumpEnglish
29·9 days agoDoesn’t this historically lead to mutinies? Are we going to have a Platinum Age of Piracy with aircraft carriers?
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Everyone is talking about Rocky Horror and Legend, but I think we're forgetting the REAL Tim Curry classicEnglish
4·10 days agoHonestly, yeah. RHPS is better as a social experience in a theater. Stream it alone and it’s… not great.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Everyone is talking about Rocky Horror and Legend, but I think we're forgetting the REAL Tim Curry classicEnglish
7·10 days agoI wish the Muppets kept retelling public domain stories. This and Muppet Christmas Carol were great.
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electoralism@hexbear.net•'Mass Psychosis': Corporate Democrats Ripped for Attacks on Anti-Zionist Hasan Piker | Common DreamsEnglish
9·10 days agoEveryone who attacks Hasan seems to lose.
The Lion of Damascus has not lost, it just transfered to someone else.
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from August 24th to August 30th, 2026 - Let's Try Even More Sanctions!English
8·10 days agoEveryone is named either “Trump” or “America”.
“Did you hear that America started dating Trump?”
“Blonde haired Trump or black haired Trump?”
“Blonde.”
“Oh my God! America, who lives in Trump, is dating Trump?”
“No, no, I was talking about America with the Trump haircut.”
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from August 24th to August 30th, 2026 - Let's Try Even More Sanctions!English
3·10 days agoAnd the Indian and Arctic.
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from August 24th to August 30th, 2026 - Let's Try Even More Sanctions!English
3·10 days agoIt’s probably going to quietly change back. Like, no official order, but newly published maps say “Gulf of Mexico” and “Lake Ontario”.
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from August 24th to August 30th, 2026 - Let's Try Even More Sanctions!English
1·10 days agoIt would be funny if Wawa, the convenience store, pisses him off and he renames Wawa, Ontario to Sheetz, Ontario.
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Games@hexbear.net•Why do Sonic games not have kickass intros with butt rock theme songs anymore?English
4·10 days agoIt has the genuine feel of early 3D Sonic. Like it’s stupid as hell and seems completely unaware of its own stupidity, and that has quite a bit more charm than the “we’re just cartoons, no need to take us seriously” feel of later Sonic.
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Games@hexbear.net•Why do Sonic games not have kickass intros with butt rock theme songs anymore?English
6·11 days agoSonic 2006 had some good ideas. It was just rushed. If they gave more time to polish it, it would probably be a lot more fondly remembered.
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Games@hexbear.net•Why do Sonic games not have kickass intros with butt rock theme songs anymore?English
10·11 days agoI remember being hyped that Crush 40 would be in the third Sonic movie and then getting really disappointed it was only 5 seconds of Live and Learn. It should’ve played through the whole climax.
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Games@hexbear.net•Why do Sonic games not have kickass intros with butt rock theme songs anymore?English
7·11 days agoBecause Sonic 2006 ate shit, and now, Sega is too scared to do anything even resembling it.
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Conservative cartoonist accidentally cooked with the idea of a Charlie Kirk ketchup bottle.English
23·11 days agoThis cartoonist could start selling Charlie Kirk ketchup bottles, and would make WAY more than however much they make making this cartoon.
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Conservative cartoonist accidentally cooked with the idea of a Charlie Kirk ketchup bottle.English
14·11 days agoIt’s impossible to make Hasan not look hot while still making it clear he’s Hasan.
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Conservative cartoonist accidentally cooked with the idea of a Charlie Kirk ketchup bottle.English
50·11 days agoAnd this cartoonist made his body angled. Like, they actually accentuated his GOOD features, and made Charlie Kirk an unflattering caricature.


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