It’s like they’re getting Stan Kelly to write policy.

Can’t wait until he goes Hogg Wild.

The Reverse Prohibition Era is coming!

It was like when Trump lost in 2020, and then Republicnans got angry at Gary Johnson voters.

The difference is that fewer Iraqi people have other homes, and often can less easily move away from the war.

I have a job interview on Monday. They’re probably just going to reject me like everyone else has…

That’s what I meant. Iran is probably not going to do a ground invasion and completely annex the country. But the fact that a good portion of Israelis are able to leave the country, combined with the fact that no one’s going to want to move in while it’s being bombarded by missiles makes me think Israel is going to lose its most valuable resource, people.

I’m genuinely wondering if Israel will survive this war.

Doesn’t it also mean that Hamas’ relatively tiny rockets could also easily get through?

Saddam if he wore clown shoes.

It’s time to see what happens when war happens in a country in which a big portion of the population has dual citizenship or can easily just move to another country where a war isn’t happening.

Also, TACO only works when there’s context and making sense. If Trump is currently chickening out, then make ALL the TACO jokes. But just randomly talking about Trump and saying TACO?

It’s what Taco Bell’s advertised tacos look like… but I mean, food in ads are mostly fake.

If Netanyahu, Ben Gvir, and all the other Israeli officials released a video of them singing “Imagine”, we’d have peace in the region.

That’s also funny because of how many languages call the turkey so many things. In French, it’s called the Indian Chicken. In Arabic, it’s called the Greek Chicken. In Greek, it’s called the French Chicken. The bird is from none of those places.

If you look up flights out of Tel Aviv right now, how most of them are now sold out, and how expensive the remaining ones are now, this is looking to be the half a million leaving after October 7 on steroids.

Not sure. I checked other days, and it’s usually around the $800 range, not sure where the $200-$400 figure comes from. Maybe from the occasional one-off flight that’s really cheap.

This is honestly some of the best news all day. The price surging at that level that quickly must mean the demand is incredibly high.

Also, this chart:

Can we erect a statue for this hero bee’s brace sacrifice?

Are you serious?