Can’t argue with the math
Tate looks like a potato you forgot in the back of a cabinet and started to grow
Don’t insult the potatoes. You plant them and grow more potatoes.
Wtf does Tate have to offer?
Like the potato, if you plant him under the ground, the world becomes a better place.
To be fair Tate grew a lot more tates.
At least potatoes are nutritious and respect women.
Alright that’s it, I’m calling his fans “taters” from now on
You make an excellent point. We have never buried Tate underground to test this. Maybe he can do the same as the potato.
Let’s at least give him reasonable doubt and bury him. Then after 3 or 4 months we’ll have our answer
And risk he’ll actually sprout and multiply?
potatoes are actually useful and quintessential
They are hardy and are a great source of starch. Love the potato.
Now you listen here! You got a problem with potatoes you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
Marinate… In butter?
Guys, is it gay to be attracted to women?
very
Shit, I must be really gay then, because I like soft, cuddly women.
That’s so gay.
I asked 3 women in my vacinity abs they said “yes”… Maybe they’re onto something 🤔
Depends, are you a woman?
The post literally says so.
“Human males are more attractive, look at peacocks”
“Also this isn’t gay at all, just look at ancient Greece!”
Rumour has it Tate fucked a peacock
allegedly
folks are saying it was a sick peacock
If they really want to sell tickets for that UFC fight, they should make a couch shaped like a peacock and have Tate and Vance battle for the right to fuck it.
Tate’s looking at cocks all right, someone are probably pea’in
I always love when people make the connection with ducks for example. Like have you seen a female duck? Yeah they aren’t as colorful, but their pattern is way more interesting and they are absolutely beatiful in their own right.
Alpha version males are buggy and barely work. Kinda useless.
It’s like an explanation of conservatism in one photo.
I find women so attractive that I don’t care if they have a dick or not. Damn
💯
There’s nothing more alpha than fucking a dude. Let’s just give them that.
“Your dad’s a good wrestler. But I’m better.”
They just missed the fact that attractiveness is subjective.
Facts really aren’t their thing
Now kiss.
Is this actually for real?
https://xcancel.com/Asmongold/status/2060392930695643535
Too many replies to verify the other two.
Would it change your opinion of these weirdos?
Yes. To be clear, all this makes them even stranger (and deeper in the closet?) than I previously knew.
So… it’s not then?
Wait til you read up on Groypers and ‘operatives’.
Can’t say for sure. It wouldn’t change that all these people are trash. Let’s see, if true it’s sad that their stuck in a world that tells them it’s not on to be who they are. And thus feeling like being shit stains of a human is the better than loving the right person. If false someone else is lieing, these guys are horrible people, no lies necessary.
That’s a dangerous level of internalized self-loathing repression
More boobs for the rest of us I guess.
During high school I was friend with a guy from a village known for their conservative takes. And while this guy certainly wasn’t as left as some of my other friends, he liked to fuck with his football teammates by making the take that gay sex is manly.
Why? Because it involves two men. Hetero sex wasn’t as manly because it involves a girl, and lesbian sex was as girly as it got. His teammates really didn’t get that he was fucking with their worldview.
Now he definitely had very idiotic takes himself, but this one always stuck with me because it’s just so easy to troll any insecure right winger with
Was he wrong though?
As a lesbian I’ve definitely seen plenty of gay interactions that are so gendered that I feel most people of the other gender wouldn’t be comfortable participating, especially conservative straight people. It’s really funny to me how this stereotype of gay people as less gender conforming (while it absolutely carries a lot of truth to it) results in people not even considering that sometimes gay sex is just two really masculine men going at it in a manly way or two women being extremely feminine together.
The Greeks invented sex but the Romans finetuned the concept by finding out you could also have sex with women.
The original copypasta uses “orgies”. Since, you know, you can’t invent something that has existed before even humans.
Dude I heard that joke in the 80s. There’s a million variations.
