Whoever invented jetskis and didn’t call them boatorcycles seriously fucked up

Does anyone else smell pancakes?

The people hated him because he told them the truth.

It’s all turtle puke

People pay to use Reddit??

Pro-dickchop lunatics always come with the most outrageous arguments to defend it. HURRr it’s more hygenic, ok better cut off my fucking eyelids because there’s crusty shit under em’ in the morning. HURRr you might get complications later in life, ok guess I’d better kill myself in case I die.

Please.

These chucklefucks will literally resort to canibalism before they throw Putin out the window.

Moon blew up.

Fake and gay.

Why does it look like someone took a bite out of it?

This is for weaklings. If you’re gonna eat ass you have to commit.

Show me a guy who just jacks off at home all day and I’ll show you a guy who’s not causing any trouble.

In Denmarkanons defense, pyramids really are just the easiest way to stack shit.

My brother played games to relax then proceeded to lodge his controller in the ceiling.

Yeah no shit Sherlock.

It’s like a pet ballsack

The Greeks invented sex but the Romans finetuned the concept by finding out you could also have sex with women.

Sike, that ‘special school’ turns out to be the frontlines in Donbass.

Haha turbine go brr

Hi Reid