You’re going to need to replace a few electrolytes also.

That’s less of a poof and more of a crunch.

I didn’t discover music I liked until I was 21. I got raised on church garbage and the oldies channel.

Your periodic table looks funny.

To be fair, if he couldn’t tell it was pumice when they chained her to it, it’s his own damn fault.

Don’t you try and science me out of my well deserved heart attack you ensconced bastard. I get to pick how I die, not you.

You’re going to be deaf by 35.

Does that loop infinitely? Because if it does Reddit needs to know ALL about it.

Do it 27 times and you have a million dollars and the IRS all over your ass.

Say hello to my little fully tricked out, twin-shot gauss rifle, bub.

But does it hit them with DDOS attacks?

Are we sure this isn’t AI slop?

If you switch to vertical farming then the only limitation on population is based solely on the heat output generated by humans and our technology.

Sigh… That’s fine, I’ll be dead in a couple of decades anyway I guess.

NGL I could go for a mixed cheese platter.

Also you don’t have to deal with them bagging stuff in whatever random order they scan stuff in.

Can’t?

I’m sure there weren’t any socially awkward people that never dance in that class at all.

I know he’s a bigger asshole than most of us.