Maybe you just need to watch more Rick & Morty lol

Vendotron, please give me a Snickers bar.

Vendotron: Dispensing black licorice. Have a nice day!

Honestly, I’m about ready to lick that frog.

What’s so hard to understand about subatomic particles doing anything, everything, and nothing simultaneously everywhere at all times for no reason? It all cancels out in time for Newtonian Physics to take over anyway.

Okay tough guy, show us how it’s done. We’ll wait.

What, you don’t want to be able to dunk without jumping?

Political theater. “Won’t somebody think of the children?” is an easy win for politicians.

Anyone with more than two brain cells to click together could have told them this would happen. Some of them did. Not that they would/did listen.

They should refuse their orders and arrest Trump et all.

ICE is literally state-sponsored terrorism.

What a great time to have major depression with frequent suicidal ideation. Yes I’m medicated and in therapy.

TIL that roots and branches are actually “vines.”

I don’t think that guy has actually ever seen the plants that grow food.

Parents: how dare you exercise and enjoy it.

I wonder if they were idiot Christians who think modern music and/or dancing is the devil’s blah blah nonsense.

Because they’re run by executives that have no fucking idea what game development entails.

It’s clearly on purpose too. The camera pans to look at the (masked) cops and one deliberately shoots at them. Fuck the Orange Jackass, Stephen Miller, and everyone else involved in this mess. The soldiers should have refused the orders and arrested the criminal bastards.

All the non-English ones. If I can’t read it then there’s no point to having it clutteting things up.

Also all the porn. That’s not what I’m here for.

If this shocked you then you are a fucking willfully ignorant asshole. And/or voted for the Orange Jackass.