If they really want to sell tickets for that UFC fight, they should make a couch shaped like a peacock and have Tate and Vance battle for the right to fuck it.
I always love when people make the connection with ducks for example. Like have you seen a female duck? Yeah they aren’t as colorful, but their pattern is way more interesting and they are absolutely beatiful in their own right.
“Human males are more attractive, look at peacocks”
“Also this isn’t gay at all, just look at ancient Greece!”
Rumour has it Tate fucked a peacock
allegedly
folks are saying it was a sick peacock
If they really want to sell tickets for that UFC fight, they should make a couch shaped like a peacock and have Tate and Vance battle for the right to fuck it.
Tate’s looking at cocks all right, someone are probably pea’in
I always love when people make the connection with ducks for example. Like have you seen a female duck? Yeah they aren’t as colorful, but their pattern is way more interesting and they are absolutely beatiful in their own right.