I just realised that a lot of “survival food” like chickpeas and rice, stuff that keeps well for a long time and is also really cheap, is much, much easier to make a delicious meal out of than whatever this is. This isn’t even likely to be the cheapest option for the US military to feed their troops, this is probably on their plates because of a grift.
retvrn to hard tack
Gonna join the “storing my liquor ration in my gun barrel so I can get fucked up once a week” gang
Incredibly cruel to serve them British food
“We should rule the waves for centuries, let’s copy the british model”
“Not like that”
Hegseth just sent the Memo they need more rum, sodomy, and the lash.
literally eat shit and literally die boot scum
May the child bombing vessel drift the seven seas, unlit and rudderless, denied every dock until all supplies are utterly gone, nothing left of the crew but hungry ghosts trapped aboard forever.
Unlimited albatrosses on the first world
pete hegseth announces blockade of troops’ colons
maybe the toilet clogging wasn’t sabotage after all
Just think how good your last meal will be GI. Clog your toilet now, turn back before its too late
Your Chef has abandoned you GI.
“You gonna eat your insole?”
the bootlicker to booteater pipeline
Looks like a thick slice of lead.
When you can’t even feed your war criminals lmao
They need no food in the pit
I love the way you think
bunnossin has my vote next election, have you heard about their platform to drastically reduce military logistic spending??
They do have access to all the seasoning they can absorb.
:war-criminal:
The extra empty tray slots to rub it in
Also, does anyone have a guess for what that grey thing is in the first picture? Filet of yeesh?
I think the two “meat” items might be Nutraloaf Shoe Insole Patty and the ever-popular Nutraloaf Pile 'O Poop.
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Nutraloaf, also known as meal loaf, prison loaf, disciplinary loaf, food loaf, lockup loaf, confinement loaf, seg loaf, warden burger, grue or special management meal, is food served in prisons in the United States, and formerly in Canada, to inmates who have misbehaved, abused food, or inflicted harm upon themselves or others.
It is similar to meatloaf in texture but has a wider variety of ingredients. Prison loaf is usually bland, even unpleasant, but proponents argue that nutraloaf provides enough nutrition to keep prisoners healthy and helpfully can be served and eaten without utensils, which can be a liability in the hands of unruly prisoners.
or inflicted harm upon themselves
Oh you’re suicidal? I’m sure forcing you to eat boot leather will cut that right out!
This is one of the most horrifying things about the US to me. Not this specifically, but the fact that if you suffer enough in prison to just try to end it all you get tortured even worse. This place is literally hell
More like “Neutraloaf”
it looks like the sliced gyro meat that i’ve gotten from the freezer section before, tastes fine if you actually fry it up which it looks like they didn’t lol, also one piece is like half an ounce
There’s just no fucking way a trillion dollar military doesn’t have food. I thought it was supposed to be communism without food.
Of course they have food. Here’s a picture of it being delivered:
I heard someone say he hired a doordash grandma for McDonald’s and i guess that happened? Imagining her going through all the white house security is an image for sure
maybe the libs were right when they said the military is socialism
join the navy, eat like youre in prison
Having seen what americans serve their children in school I can only conclude that this is just part of traditional americans cuisine.
It has more to do with the fact that the schools, the military, and the prisons literally all go through the exact same food mega-conglerate.
There isn’t enough grease or corn here for this to be traditional American cuisine.
If this is real they’re gonna execute the worst land invasion of all time everyone will have tummy upset
We’re going back to the 1800s, 66% of the deaths being due to drinking the doodoo water.
Such awful food! And the portions are so small! Lol have fun invading Kharg Island or whatever, I’m sure Naval logistics planned for you guys well in advance don’t worry.
It’s “maximum lethality” sweetie not “maximum food rations”
Maximum lethality actually referred to how lethal their logistics and planning are for US troops.
Lethal for the troops’ hemorrhoids and stomach mostly.
Part of the TruAnnon tip about always paying your guys cause when you stop paying they stop being your guys applies to feeding them too. Especially for treat enforcement agents.
They usually feed the navy pretty good because of that calculation. Ships are expensive and one rogue ship could cause a fuck ton of chaos given the right circumstances. It’s a lot more damage than a rogue truck. In the modern era the nuclear armed sub crews were fed well because you don’t want disgruntled people handling nukes.
The empire really is showing signs of decay with this shit
I was just imagining an aircraft carrier saying fuck this and sailing to DC
