What I love about that is Disney clearly fucked up big-time. They expected Hillary to win so they didn’t even bother making a Trump. But Trump won and they quickly had to have something so they converted Hillary into Trump. There’s a zero percent chance that started out as Trump. Some notable publication said it was a “conspiracy theory” to think Trump is a converted Hillary. C’mon. We have eyes. Just look!
I wonder if the guy got divorced or will get divorced soon. I’m imagining him telling his spouse “Sure, the truck is expensive. But don’t worry about it…”
As much as I love Hexbear - Bluesky can be fantastic. The libs there can be so Trump-obsessed that many of them can’t help but post whatever insane shit Trump is up to. It’s funny as hell but it’s fucking sad too. I almost feel guilty poking around their recent posts. It’s like peeking into their deepest private parasocial infatuation. They actually get angry about this shit.
The GOP wants to cut maybe around TRILLION from Medicaid and food stamps. Yet some libs are actually incensed about what art Trump puts into the oval or some large statute of himself.
Imagining Reagan having a little shoe box diorama of the scene at the Washington Hilton… 9 feet tall! Or life sized according to his next physical.
Is it is an “invisible captcha” problem? That can happen to me. If so - reloading the page once usually does the trick.
Anyway - here’s this - https://www.fastcompany.com/91338704/tesla-cybertruck-is-officially-a-flop
They just gotta get their time machine to work and then they’ll be aces.
I’d love for Trump to riff on his version of race science.
Irish? Judge a book by its cover - white-white. But not exactly white. But they are strong fighters. So - mostly white. EU people white but not white as Alabama - so less white. Most White South White. So South Africa White same. Maybe more. Especially farmers.
Is Ryan Cooper a huge dipshit? How could he not consider that 1 out of 200 times (or whatever) ICE is going to arrest a white person - the whiter the better - so they can make their token arrests and say “We’re not racist. See?”
This is a big longshot. Like 10,000 to 1 but I’m trying. Within 23 days Trump drops dead from a heart attack. He’s talking to a team of New York Times reporters at the time. It’s very hazy - of course - but I think he will be telling Maggie Haberman a joke about “very, very tough” Israelis.
the local skating rink
I knew I couldn’t be there because my sense of balance is so bad - I avoid anything like that. I went once in the 1980s. My girlfriend thought it was so cute and funny as I kept going slower and slower or I went over to the rail to hold on for dear life. We broke up a couple weeks later. I’m not saying the two things are connected. But…
two dozen croissants
Only two dozen? I think in France that’s a hanging guillotine offense.
I - cough - lost my head there.
At Youtube I expected full-on racism in all the top comments. But I got a surprise.
I really don’t get why the journalists are asking all these questions that have nothing to do with South africa while the entire south african delegation is there. Why waste their time? Just ask Trump the non-ZA questions, when only trump is giving a press conference. I don’t get it.
That’s what diplomacy and class looks like. Thank you South Africa!
And a bit lower down
BRICS…getting even stronger 😂😂
Nature Show Narrator: When it perceives a threat, the Cybertruck will roll onto its back and expose its belly to indicate submission. In this case, the Cybertruck has spotted a gentle slope - it hopes to survive the encounter.
He volunteered that he wanted to kill himself by strapping an explosive to his head, setting the timer for one hour and drugging himself to sleep.
It made me think of this: All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom in da boom-boom
Ninja edit. My life is a lie. It’s not “in da boom-boom” it’s “and a poom-poom”. Where do I go from here?
I posted a while ago about him and I added the word “dying” in the title even though the article didn’t say that. He was resigning from the Oversight Committee so I knew in my bones he was dying. I could have been wrong and he might have started some god-awful chemo treatments or something. But I knew that was wrong. I knew he was dying.
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23 days ago.
“I am cutting the Gordian knot,” he says to the group. In the phone he commands: “Yeah - we decided. Half the pizzas get anchovies.” and he hangs up with a flourish.
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