Bret Stephens in absolute shambles rn

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True Patriots have confirmed that this image of Donald Trump meeting with the very real Aeldari Ambassadors from the very real Warhammer 40k is 100% very real.

Wind your neck in, swot.

he’s jinky minus’ son, get outta here with your weakass MIDI chlorinated water

They sell health insurance, not life insurance. That’s some fucker in another department’s problem.

All according to plan.

Those fabulously rich assholes only saw any consequences because some of the people they fucked over were other fabulously rich assholes.

Thankfully, the government bailed out their victims. No, not the homeowners, what is this, Communist China???

Huge if true. Drumpf will be finnished. hes fired.

It’s mostly textural and sweet-sour-umami, like a good salad I guess.

Westerners aren’t even prepared for ham and pineapple pizza, their palate can’t handle that much

SPICE

Yeah that happens too. If you think it’s codswallop, they might just be over-egging the pudding.

You wouldn’t get the joke, it’s a 020’s kid thing

This kit gets it. Vegan sushi made by somebody who knows what they’re doing goes extremely hard.

Otherwise it fucking sucks. And regular sucks, for good measure.

Okay, but what if we called it burgerfruit, and planted it in the US?

Look out, parents! The dope dealers are now selling uncircumcised marijuana cigarettes!

“Obviously he was too ignorant and uneducated to know one of the most famous Nazi symbols in the world, so it’s fine.”

Cool opinion, fancy lad. I don’t buy it for a second. US Marines are specifically educated on hate symbol identification. They recently had a training session that featured Pepe the Frog and 1488. You cannot tell me with a straight face that they don’t know what a fucking death’s head is.

So Graham Platner is one of three things:

1. Ignorant to the point of negligence.
2. An insubordinate troop.
3. A Nazi.

Pick one, Western Liberals.

Shrekland makes its triumphant return!

It’s what makes the slop taste extra delicious.

Remember when Penis Inspection Day was just a silly meme? I don’t like that it’s real now, and it’s every day.

I got up to about 67 Lenins before I ran out of resources. The purpose of the game is to build Lenins, right?

It’s actually a German name, Trottel Varpiss Dich Gottverdammt. The venture capitalists at Expedia don’t speak any German, but it makes money so it’s obviously nothing bad.