Your honor, does this look like a man that has had all he could eat?
“Woooooooooo”
Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body
What did you do after you left the all you can eat buffet?
We pretty much went straight home.
There might have been a reason for that
People going crazy over sea cockroaches
Get your hand off my penis!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
There was a really good buffet my family got to go to when I was kid in South Carolina. We didn’t think to ever figure out what the place was called but we always bring it up saying we should have at least taken a photo or something to remember what it was so that we could go back. Never did…
counterpoint, the best fried rice i ever et was ruined when they added a buffet to the restaurant. within a year all their food became overly greasy and they went out of business. i can’t stand fried rice now, i haven’t found fried rice anywhere that good. they ruined it for me. damn buffets.
Just don’t make it like Jamie Oliver
Don’t worry Google knows your location history lol
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God rest his beautiful, fat soul. Whassa matter Timmy, you no like it?!
Hey, you don’t know how many shrimp it takes.