I think your jaw would have to be made of tungsten or something for that to happen, but I’m not a physist; I’ve just played one in a video game. 🤷‍♂️

A single atom wouldn’t even be worse than, like, a pop rock anyway. You need a whole mess of them motherfuckers to make a big boom.

“I don’t need to walk around in circles, walk around in circles, walk around in…” - Soul Coughing

I’m wearing a shirt, tho

Why? Are you inside a Little Caesar’s or something?

This is why I haven’t subscribed for years. Most of what was on it was already on most other services, and the stuff only on Crunchyroll wasn’t anything I was intetested in.

I’m sure some really dumb ones love Measurehead and the Racist Lorry Driver becsuse they won’t be able to see the subtle mockery of racists in their dialogue.

Nobody is apolitical enough to have achieved full Superstar Cop status 😔

Ever since Dark Souls 1 started clicking with me.

sees username

I think you might be a bit biased.

I keep forgetting about Overture whenever I have the god damn money for it 😩

You’re basicslly the Crestfallen Warrior at this point, muh dude.

I haven’t finished Abother Crab’s Treasure because it just isn’t mechanically good. Fun story, beautiful aesthetics, excellent humor… But it feels like shit. I could see why traditional platforming fans might like it tho.

Nioh also annoyed me. More because of fhe level structure. You just repeat the same maps multiple times with slightly different enemy placement. I thought that was lame.

Space is cold; but if something is hot in space, doesn’t it also need to, like… Push the heat away somehow? No air, no wind, heat just stays there. 🤷‍♂️

Same. It’s just so damn long, and 90% of it is nothing you haven’t seen within the first hour of gameplay. I just went and found a compilation of the cutscenes and segments of gameplay that furthered the story in someway to finish the story because it was just mind numbing to actually play.

I wonder if it’s easier now than it was when I was in highschool. 🤔 I remember wanting to make my own “hand written” font after getting a scanner for the first time and it was an ordeal.

You have been invaded by Mr. Lister, Spiky Fister

If you try to fail and succeed have you succeeded or failed? 🤔

It would still be giving a MAC address would it not? You can determine the hardware from that.

It’s fetish shit, okay?!

I like to milk and be milked!

Any and all “warez” sites. Which download button is the real one?! Even adblockers don’t necessarily work in these hives of scum and villainy.