This was written by someone who doesn’t know all that much about chickens. The only creature that would be worse to let carry the ring would be a maiar. Or a goose.

Insulation works both ways.

“Knuckles” says Knuckles.

I just like cows, and I am not very familiar with the ones after the first 150 since I don’t play the games so I’m only reminded it exists when I see it lol

Why is my piss coming out of y’alls dicks?!

What’s the cow one called, again? I want a plush of one of those but I don’t remember their name.

To be fair, it looks more like a real cactus (yaknow… other than the size) than the conifer style looks like a pine tree 🤷‍♂️

We have a bunch of these disguised radio towers around here and it’s extra funny because most of them are alone out in a flat, dusty field with no trees around, or if there are other trees, absolutely none of them are evergreens so the tower still stands out like a sore thumb. They would look better as cactus, even though cactus isn’t even common in this part of the state.

Elephant Gun.

How the hell did they manage to go from this to the movie from 95? It doesn’t even look cyberpunk. 😮

Was the manga goofy?

🎵Cupid is so dumb🎵

Warrior Cats!

Those complaints are back in the 2010s or so when most physical games from AAA devs/publishers became nothing more than links to the download and a DRM check rather than actually contain the whole game.

Eelo. Is it meel you’re looking for?

Car has 0 miles on it.

Custard is amazing 100% of the time

Let my dad or sister make some for you and you’ll find that is not true. They will burn the fuck out of the eggs trying to temper them.

Stick to thigh-highs.

I’m something of a pillow, myself.

My dogs don’t even react to fireworks. 🤷‍♂️