you had me at $ sudo reboot

you could also post a link

some people would really want a link

Flawless shitpost. We would’ve also accepted “You’re out there somewhere, Beer Baron, and I’ll find you.” - “No, you won’t”

Drunk driving is cute in the 4-6 yo range

huehuehuehueh

Gotta get down

They’ve been a pink wall this whole time?

Yes… a witch did this. I knew it!

Hey actually I have a question, if Optimus Prime would become a minister, would he be Prime minister?

they had ice back then

Before anyone gets cute, I mean both ice as in the cubes and ICE as in the current modern gestappo

Edit: damn, I’m too late, everyone cute

I mean to be fair that’s when the hormones are at their ragiest, I would expect people to come to extreme conclusions too early

^hehehehe… ^early conclusions^

I don’t believe your pedantry supersedes the need of unpregnant men

It’s the ultimate lifeform

Hwat do you mean by this

a real blast

“A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman’s garment, for all who do so are an abomination to the LORD your God.”

Man christians gotta take the fun outta everything. What are they gonna ban next, anal!?

Hey, go vent about it elsewhere

They are implying a collection of various items, memes or otherwise, that contain facts, comparisons, or perhaps even philosophical quandaries that may stump, refute, or put into question their father’s staunch right wing stance

Or they’re looking to prove their dad right that they collect good memes, 50/50 chance

Duck suck goose step

I call him the glue that keeps us together