Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body

Ah shit I fumbled the quote

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

you drive a hard bargain

I want a 4 hour movie for this

This video is ancient. I’m not saying that time has any bearing on consent, just that OP is unlikely the original videographer, nor possessing the means to contact this gyrating, pants-less man.

Man that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets

I cancelled Staaaaaar Treeeeeek

hey wait a minute…. Something’s off here…

thanks

How do you feel about Serial Experiments Lain

Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.

Ouhhh so much meme potential

So live free or blank hard?

Bilbo Baggins was literally the energy in the meme

Edit: I mean literally in the non-literal sense, which is literally acceptable

Transmetropolitan (comic book) by Warren Ellis is everything you asked for, except the Punk element. Spider Jerusalem is a journalist that embodies everything about the aspect, though. He’s exceedingly anti-authoritarian, exists to antagonize societal and cultural norms, loud, in-your-face, and pretty much is everything punk except for the mohawk and circle pitting for 3-chord rebellious anthems.

Tell me Girl is ok

Tell me right now

Girl, I feel you

Me playing platformers