It’s great that he didn’t stuff any courts that lead to women bleeding to death in hospital parking lots. But hey, it doesn’t impact you personally and those bitches had it coming for choosing to be born a woman, amirite?

Yup, good thing nobody died in a pandemic. That would have sucked.

Because the dictator literally promised it. When he says fascist shit, believe him.

I guess the comment in the screenshot did co-sign the joke.

Urban gardening in the news: wow so healthy so easy!

Urban gardening in reality: the squirrels ate all the fruits, the rats bit the buds off of everything, I just wasted so much water and money to increase the vermin population and have no food to show for it.

Would have been better with just the joke.

secant

That wouldn’t really need to be shipped around though, domestic supply can cover those needs almost everywhere.

Good thing humans are the only life on earth.

The joke is that “carbon offset” credits are a lie and a fraud, because like you said if there is demand for something it will be produced no matter what.

It’s almost like all of these “kids writing funny things” posts are actually made by adults.

Isn’t that the same as AND but with a lot of extra words?

You meant to say ChinesX you bigot.

So many unnecessarily dead birds in this neighborhood :(. Outdoor cats are an order of magnitude more likely to die prematurely from an accident. Keep your cats inside, it will save their life. They are an invasive species!

Bing bong, bing bing bong, bing bong bing, bing bong bong bing bing bong

What the fuck does this even mean? Why are we not allowed to see whale eyes?

You didn’t answer my question, why should I answer yours?

How so?

Caring about the long-term viability of the train system is not anti-rail you need a break from the internet.

Can you name a reason why colonization is a good thing?