And here I was looking for Saddam

It’s not like the weather depends on the boiling point of formaldehyde…

The freezing point of water is very important to weather, and requires prior knowledge of the arbitrary number 32.

“Kelvin” sounds a lot like “communism” you pinko

Just because my junk is weird and curvy doesn’t classify me as a different species, no fair!

I use discord to keep up with what my friends are doing, look at pictures that they post, etc. We used to use Facebook for the same thing back when it was The Facebook and required a university email address and didn’t have ads. How is that not social media?

Because it was never a problem.

But you literally started this thread because it’s a problem. And then you spent more time defending your bad choice on a Lemmy discussion than you will ever save in your entire life decompressing PNGs.

Yea, you could totally win a gun fight against the US military 🙄

Us-vs-them attitudes are super cool and good.

Oh good it’s not just me. I was worried I would have to bonk myself.

Anyways…bonk

Yea but https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_promoter_score is marketer pseudoscience that gets taken waaaaaaay too far by dumb executives all the time.

It’s a very common sign of addiction to try every supplement under the sun instead of just addressing the cessation of substance abuse because that’s a much more challenging hill to climb.

My sibling in science, I have consumed enough weed in my life to earn me an approving nod from Snoop himself, but on the off chance you’re not shitposting:

500mg is entirely too much for a nighttime dose. You are not getting any proper REM sleep at all if you’re actually doing this to yourself every night. Take a fuckin T-break man.

Vape “detectors” are the latest off-the-shelf scam product sold to well-meaning but technically clueless school administrators. They don’t work at all but they have a solid sales pitch. This tv app isn’t doing anything but forwarding a notification provided by the manufacturer of the “detection “ device.

You’re right, we should discourage any efforts to improve anything because they’re not immediately perfect.

Wife: “Does this dress make me look fat?” Me, a discerning scientist: “You’re just not very aesthetically constructed.”

E Plurubus Unum

I swear to god you people are like the cone nipple vs. spiral nipple race war meme personified.

Those poor lottery winners…