Fine that’s cool, be condescending, because tbh you’re right that’s exactly what I’m doing, it’s my ADHD and I’m too excited about this thing I just learned about to notice that you’re trying to be mean to me, so it’s a win-win really.

surprise cream pie.

I’ve seen this website…

Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in midair?

I know you said no questions, but how many snails are in a mile?

Yeah someone like me, who for the longest couldn’t remember what “mcbullshit” name they had for the burger I wanted, so I ordered “two of those dollar burgers” until they raised the price and I had to learn the word “McDouble,” ugh lol.

Maybe it’s someone who just absolutely can’t be bothered, like “let me get one of those whoppers or whatever the fuck, it’s all the same.”

Lockheed, Raytheon, Northrop Grumman, basically any nation state with the money, materials, and knowledge to do it now that people outside Los Alamos know.

Dude a boy scout named David Hahn built a nuclear reactor and a neutron gun, it can be done.

What the shit happened to that tree’s shadow?

I’m with you, with a small exception: the only thing I can eat from there is the “Spicy Potato Soft Taco” which isn’t even a little spicy but it only has potatoes, cheese, and some weird aioli looking sauce, it’s not too bad. Better if you take em home and heat em up in the toaster oven, then hit them with the Choloula Garlic.

Hail Eris!

Edit: Whoops wrong comment! H/o.

Sure it’s a blanket statement, so you’re of the opinion I should be asking more strangers out in public then?

Also don’t ask women out at the gym, at work, in a store, on the street, or any hobby where they just want to enjoy themselves and not have to be asked out politely or otherwise.

The only acceptable places according to women are on the apps and in bars, or church supposedly if you’re one of those.

I don’t do the privacy violating apps, I don’t drink much anymore, and both of those are more “hook up” culture while I want like “an actual relationship,” and church just isn’t for me. Like, I could go hang out but I’m not going to believe in your gods, and that is a point of contention with the faithful.

Tbf women say they find just interacting with men at all intimidating, see: Bears. I just don’t talk to anyone anymore tbh.

I’m gonna die alone with my cats, but at least I won’t be called creepy for asking a woman out for coffee!

Use the apps

No, privacy nightmare.

Toilette du fromage.

Maybe, but in a good way. Do it!

Red touching black, this rhyme only applies in certain geographical areas and could get you killed, just leave elapids alone and they’ll leave you alone. If you have to play with wild snakes there are safer ones in every area that coral snakes and their mimics exist, grab a rat snake an get bit all day, as long as you clean the bites you’ll be fine.

A slight distinction:

The people actually bothered by this are the friends of pedants who read about it on the internet, not people who studied botany.

The pedants aren’t bothered, they’re elated they get to display faux superiority, I’m the one bothered by them!

Lol

Do dooo do do do,

ananananas,

Do do do do

I’m told I was speaking full sentences by my first birthday, so tell your kid I said “get gud scrub.”

I do this all the time.

“Can I have your address?”

“For a haircut? No, will it let you skip it? Ok good do that then, thanks. I don’t need 50 new mailers a month about damn haircuts, you feel me.”

Problem solved, they always just say “yeah I hear that.”