I’ll have what she’s having?
I assume the unlimited breadsticks
Olive Garden: When you’re here yo-hey, what’s she doing with that breadstick?
More cheese? Just say when.
Cheesus Christ!
Which olive garden is it, so that I don’t accidentally go there every night for the next few weeks?
Dinner and a show!
To be fair, that might actually make it worth the prices they’re charging nowadays
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
That’s what the breadsticks are for, isn’t it?
“When you’re here, you’re family”
Step-family
What are you doing step-server?
And their family is real sick of the loud masturbation.
That’s why I shit with the stall door open there.
Calm down Torretto
Dream girl
That’s not what they mean by “unlimited breadsticks”!!
One way to use those endless bread sticks.
I don’t know. Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.
Turning them breadsticks into sourdough bread, win win
You, sir, have a lot of culture.
Breadstick ass to ass unlocked
Men sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding what things women find pleasurable.
Some people sure can’t miss an opportunity to be misandrist.
How do you even know MeatPilot is a man making a dumb joke in the dumb jokes community and not e.g. a woman or enby making a dumb joke in the dumb jokes community?
I replied to a joke with a joke. Who thinks someone would want to masturbate in an Olive Garden with bread sticks and enjoy it?
Perhaps read the community name. That should help explain the situation.
You sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding men and general humor.
Hell yeah masturbation! A man’s private time to get er done!
The sign said “no shirt, no shoes, no service.” It didn’t say anything about no fucksaw.
The pfp looks wildly young. This is oddly timely with the caller that called into EITM this morning who sounded like a middle schooler but was really some 50 year old pickle ball champion.
olive garden? This is a Wendy’s.
That AI generated profile picture
I think it’s probably real, she’s just always funny-looking
