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TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting
0·10 days agoI can see this happening.
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldto
Cats@midwest.social•This is so accurate of cats and anythingEnglish
1·11 days ago
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@sh.itjust.works•Mike Tyson Visits White House, Predicts “Trump Will Win” MidtermsEnglish
4·13 days ago“I think Donald Trump will win,” Tyson said when asked about how Republicans would fare in the midterms.
He thinks Trump personally is up for election somehow. That Trump is on the ballot. He doesn’t know what the midterms are. I wouldn’t be surprised if he said he’d be voting for Trump, and they left that part out.
One of the few video games we get better at as we get older.
Also, how does it count? Is it just a camera, or is it something worn?
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldto
Chicago@midwest.social•A Billionaire Is Fueling a Rat Explosion in a Chicago Park in the Stupidest Way PossibleEnglish
0·15 days agoEvil even when trying to do good.
Seid—a notorious recluse best known for donating his entire $1.6 billion electronics company to fund “attack philanthropy” that promotes climate change denialism and other right-wing causes—has reportedly paid every fine thrown at him to deter his intervention into Lincoln Park’s ecosystem. And, to be clear, his contract operatives are not merely tossing out bread crumbs and a little bit of trail mix but large canvas bags’ worth of snacks.
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldto
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Lemmy@sh.itjust.works•Amazon looks to land North Myrtle Beach support for launch of drone delivery service
2·15 days agoI hope they’re used for target practice, but I know that won’t happen.
Maybe after the war we can buy some Ukrainian Army surplus jammers, and set up our own no-fly zones.
It’s mostly that I hate Amazon, but also apart from emergency medications, or something along those lines, no one needs this. It will make us more divided and insular. We might as well just climb into the Matrix pods ourselves.
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•AI companies plot "the day after"English
1·16 days agoAn aging Congress, out of touch with the AI revolution, could find itself out of its depth.
I’ll point out that term limits for Congress would mitigate this issue. And, term limits are better than simple age limits, because a young person voted into office could still have decades to become entrenched and corrupt. Whereas term limits keeps up the churn.
When I was around 12 or 13 I was constipated. But, I didn’t know the word “constipated”. I complained to my mom that my stomach hurt and she asked if I was constipated. Blank stare. She rephrases it, “Have you had a bowel movement?” Still nope, didn’t know that one, either. A bit exasperated she blurts out, a bit mockingly, “Did you go stinky in the potty?”
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why are there no normal electric cars instead of gimmicks on wheels?
0·17 days agoEstimated range: 205 miles.

TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•As it lays off developers and closes studios, Xbox gets into the movie businessEnglish
0·17 days agoOh, yeah, this will work. Why didn’t anyone else think of this?
/s
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldto
Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•He sees you when you're sleepingEnglish
1·17 days agoHamburgh may refer to: An older English spelling of the German city of Hamburg, used up until the 19th century, from which the other meanings below are derived
Huh. Maybe it’s the birthplace of the German Ebenezer Scrooge. “Bah, Hamburgh!”
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@sh.itjust.works•Woman injured from ‘mechanical penis’ ride at Fremont Street bar, lawsuit allegesEnglish
0·22 days agoShe asked to ride the mechanical penis attraction prior to closing for the night, paid, then mounted the penis, but said she was not asked to sign a waiver of any kind.
Oh, boy. That business is fucked.
I think finding the gold would be a strong motivation to discover a way to launder it. I don’t know how to do it, though.









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