Alcohol

D4s confirmed for madness

3rd Rock was a banger

Again, it was a sick ostrich.

…allegedly.

I heard he fucked an ostrich

All this and more!

IDK, he sure didn’t seem to want to do any more debates during the campaign after the last one

With AI?

Classy!

Until he gets shown out a window by his hosts for whatever reason.

Rich, or bayoneted up the ass, strung up in the square by a mob, executed by the military, etc.

Ankles so scandalous!

I miss the days when we could get our shit together collectively and solve real problems that threaten the future of humanity.

I thought this was something that had been fixed like, 20 years ago. Did it get worse again?

Earth.

Like, the whole fucking thing more or less.

Might take me the rest of my life and I still won’t see it all, but if money is no object…

That kind of seems like the opposite of efficiency

Anon, you dummy, she liked you!

Spirit World Field Guide might be mine, but it’s hard to choose.

That’s because all Aesop Rock albums are great.

I feel so seen.