TIMECUBE!

Id hate to experience a vaccum with friction.

I design software, another guy builds it, then I test it. I seem to have a really good intuition for ferreting out the edgiest of edge cases and generating bugs. Pretty sure he hates my guts.

Size of a bus, thundering down the freeway at 450 miles an hour

Oh I thought 16,000 citations as if a citation was a fine you got for doing something illegal like demonstrating without a permit, and was like, damn, she gets around!

“Wait don’t take the photo I’m not rea…”

Crocodiles? You can try.

Crumble - for people looking for a squad of survivors to roll with for when society collapses

We need a tinder for poor people, those who don’t have the economic means to date, but would have their situation bettered by joining forces with one or more like-minded and equally fin-locked partners.

We could call it Prolescroll, PlentyOfRamen, Stumble, econHarmony

That’s where I got the idea! I already use veracrypt like this on my laptop when I travel to other countries.

But it would be dope if there was an android that could do this too.

I need an android phone that logs me into one fake version of the operating system when I unlock it with one pattern, and another OS when I use my real pattern.

Like a virtual machine kind of deal where the attacker cannot know that there are other logins, or how many. Preferably with some kind of automated system that simulates normal usage so it looks real but boring.

“Neil, it’s been eighteen years since you got back from the moon, you really need to stop using the bag and finger cot. We don’t even make these anymore except special order for you.”

Literally my first thought. All other avenues have been exhausted.

Yeah this a Tomb Raider vibe.

On which side?

“Blacks are wonderful! I owned heaps of them, and they worked for free!”

Your mother?

You ever see something on the internet that just makes you Jim-face at an empty corner of the room, as if the ghosts of your ancestors are watching and you need them to know that you are equally shook as they probably are?

“If my boy says he can eat 40 eggs, he can eat 40 eggs!”

Seems like an internal matter for the Russian Federation to deal with