Raisins as a service

People who say violence never solved anything have never really been intimate with a printer

Israel lured satire into the open with promises of a safe surrender then snipers used it and it’s children for target practice

And she doesn’t even know it

Imagine if it’s just actually her pulling the most epic troll in Lemmy history.

You’ll find someone special for you one day 🙏

It’s the little things that make life worth living, like scotch, and heroin.

Elon will collapse if an icepick is inserted between C3 and C4 vertebrae.

Human balls are incredibly great at feeling immense pain at even the slightest slap with a riding crop.

There’s a hole in my pocket 😏

Lemmy is so far left that we all share a communal girlfriend

It’s also a refreshing beverage

Plastic shopping bag: lasts 1000 years stuck in a bush outside a Tesco without breaking down

Carefully engineered storage medium stored in ambient temperature indoors in a case:

I use these memes to gradually radicalize my friends and family 👍

I’m a meme archaeologist and I can confirm that in this context, it means that the written action occured spontaneously, without anybody asking for it, expecting it, or wanting it. Typical used to describe things that are rather strange or baffling. Such as:

Nobody:

Cats at 3am: “I must run so fast right now”

For this meme, it’s implying that nobody really expected, wanted, or antagonized ol’ musky to become an evil corpo-oligarchic space Karen, but he did anyway, for seemingly no reason.

To Beard Meets Food it’s just the entree

A superior parasite would keep the host alive for hundreds of years past it’s normal lifespan, while ensuring that nothing of the host survives.

Free swag, free food.

Last defense contractors expo I went to (for free) they had yo-yos, rubicks cubes, vacuum flask water bottles and lanyards. I took a bunch and sold them for a dollar each at the local swapmeet.

I kept the 3D printed metal submarine keychain though.

Just as American Jesus™ would have wanted.

Phew, I’m always terrified of that. It won’t affect my gore folders, will it?