Size of a bus, thundering down the freeway at 450 miles an hour

Oh I thought 16,000 citations as if a citation was a fine you got for doing something illegal like demonstrating without a permit, and was like, damn, she gets around!

“Wait don’t take the photo I’m not rea…”

Crocodiles? You can try.

Crumble - for people looking for a squad of survivors to roll with for when society collapses

We need a tinder for poor people, those who don’t have the economic means to date, but would have their situation bettered by joining forces with one or more like-minded and equally fin-locked partners.

We could call it Prolescroll, PlentyOfRamen, Stumble, econHarmony

“Neil, it’s been eighteen years since you got back from the moon, you really need to stop using the bag and finger cot. We don’t even make these anymore except special order for you.”

Literally my first thought. All other avenues have been exhausted.

Yeah this a Tomb Raider vibe.

On which side?

“Blacks are wonderful! I owned heaps of them, and they worked for free!”

Your mother?

You ever see something on the internet that just makes you Jim-face at an empty corner of the room, as if the ghosts of your ancestors are watching and you need them to know that you are equally shook as they probably are?

“If my boy says he can eat 40 eggs, he can eat 40 eggs!”

Seems like an internal matter for the Russian Federation to deal with

You describe how I get too. Can feel it coming on, no real trigger to it, but no stopping it either.

I must recommend meditation, either guided or mindful. So far I’ve found no other useful tool, counteraction, or medication to fix it. Meditation, when I remember, doesn’t really make it better, but it makes me better at meditation which helps in other parts of my life.

Oh they can ask, but in certain conditions, my memory gets really bad…

How do you say “Hwaht” in Japanese?

Yeah just don’t use biometrics.

Odds of me getting arrested or stopped and interrogated and involuntary made to unlock my phone are near zero, but I still use a pattern to unlock. IMO pattern is most secure, because it cant easily be described verbally like a pincode, and it gets harder to do the more confused I am, so smacking me round the head or isolation and sleep deprivation would not improve my chances of accidentally describing the pattern. Note that I’m not an activist, criminal, reporter or political adversary, and I live in a very safe and democratic country so the likelihood of these things happening is very slim, but I still put a big emphasis on opsec when it comes to my technology.

They can’t keep getting away with it!