This is bullshit. What we see as the moon is actually the earth, after the reptillians ruined it. What we live on is actually a domed space station orbiting the moon-earth.

We didnt go to the moon, we went back to the moon.

Smaller graves fit more efficiently into the cemetary, AND they stimulate the economy via the funeral industry, which Im heavily invested in!

• Some political ghoul, probably

We are the plague.

And then, John was a zombie.

Find a new job.

At sea level. Welcome to La Paz, where the triple point is made up and the freezing point doesn’t matter!

I like it when they are circling a question where the answer is "Nobody knows yet.’ And when they get there I can hit 'em with the finishing move, “Maybe you’ll be the first person to find out!”

Hooks them every time.

And goggles. Lord knows what that shit might do to your eyes.

Weird, it just did that.

“We decided to land, as continuing to fly was not one of the available multiple choice options.”

But does the Ukrainian one play the tuba for the whole flight?

If the dems win, Im moving to Rhodesia!

ChatGPT4o made it, and we all know that ChatGPT is not capable of being wrong.

I also asked for a biblically accurate stealth bomber and got this:

2 or no deal and the hangings continue.

They sleep with the flying fishes

Yes of course. Its just that, when that happens, all the atoms start falling apart, or clumping together.

Things that weren’t radioactive before? Now they are. Iron in your blood? Radioactive.

This is, of course, sub-optimal.

Burnout is real folks

Or eyelids

What phones have the audacity to randomly show you photos you took way back, so I can avoid those phones?

What if we domesticated them and used them to mine coal?