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Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days ago

American clown party declares creationists and flat earthers the true Wretched of the Earth

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American clown party declares creationists and flat earthers the true Wretched of the Earth

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Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days ago
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  • thelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    As we all now, you either find a full skeleton or nothing, thats how bones work

    skeleton-motorcycle

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    American Clown Party

    Clear from context but still lol

  • agentant [any]@hexbear.net
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    The CIA employee who invented the ACP receiving their promotion:

    • WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      The Oppies where the CIA give each other awards is pretty funny. Would would the statuette be for it?

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        Abu ghraib reference maybe?

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    Either he’s doing a bit, or ACP is truly the most brain-fried organization in Amerikkka.

    Second only to Black Hammer, but they imploded so ACP takes it

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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      Actually, know what, even if he is doing a bit, ACP is still pee pee poo poo from my doo doo ass and always has been and will be

  • jack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Where did the other 55% of the bones come from?

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Horses, probably

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Chicken bones scaled up using Professor Wayne Szalinski’s enlarging ray from Honey, I Blew Up the Kid

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    This is correct, satanists planted those 3D printed “bones” in the earth around the turn of the 20th century to fool people. They had 3D printing tech from a breakaway civilization that Tesla invented with black magic and time travel.

    • KoboldKomrade [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Charles Darwin invented 3d printing and dinosaurs with the help of Karls Marx in 1865. He did this upon hearing that the God fearing southerners were on the back foot and needed one final blow to be destroyed. A single terrible lizard could let satan win.

      Luckily, we know true history. We soon shall reveal to the world this deception and that the other half of the bones are actually the bones of the pre-deluge giants.

      • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        terrible lizard satan you say?

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    It’s kind of interesting how these people will fold modern technology into their conspiracy theory that goes back centuries. 3D printing is only about a decade or so old, but sure, dinosaur bones are all 3D printed and we just have collective fake memories about seeing dinosaurs before 3D printing became a thing, Jurassic Park was a psy-op to get us prepped for the fake 3D printed dinosaur skeletons.

    • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      the boom is in the last 15 years or so because of patents expiring, the industrial version of that stuff is from the 80s and if you already believe in jewish reptile aliens and satan there’s no reason they couldn’t have had 3d printers 200 years ago when paleontology was new

      • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        That’s true, I forgot the ancient aliens taught the Egyptians the secret of 3D printing but also forbade them from ever 3D printing anything and the technology was secretly passed down by the freemasons, never used until one day one of them had an idea for a really funny prank where they pretend to find giant lizard bones everywhere.

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          the technology was secretly passed down by the freemasons

          A Nicolas Cage movie needs to be made.

          • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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            still waiting for national treasure 3 where it’s the epstein files and they do the finale like the clue movie did.

        • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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          well, obviously the pyramids were 3d printed, but the rest of that checks out

          • chgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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            Even got the layer lines. It all checks out

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    “Bones”

    He’s right, you know. Fossils are not bones.

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    I wish I could whisper in this guys ear, “Where did the other 55% come from then?”

    • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      4D printing illuminati

  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Marxists don’t want to admit that this is real materialism. He is basing his analysis on the materials present.

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    Isn’t Jackson Hinkle a follower of Aleksandr Dugin? Doesn’t Aleksandr Dugin believe that the Russia will defeat the United State through the power of Russian Orthodox Christianity? He says that the US is the antichrist or something.

    It kinda makes sense that Jackson Hinkle would be a creationist.

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Jackson hinkle… gotta… tinkle

  • Parzivus [any]@hexbear.net
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    Much love to them, but we gotta add a mandatory “how to name things” class for biologists and paleontologists. Nanotyrannus, really?

    • ryepunk [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Wait until you learn about how astronomers name their telescopes.

    • AppetiteOfExcess [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      made-it-the-fuck-up Nanotyrannus, son!

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      No. It’s too late. Scientists have lost naming privileges.

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        All scientific naming will now be determined by the only true method, online polls!

        -Famous last words

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    So…is this like a fully intact fossized skeleton? Cause the picture certainly isnt that cause they wouldnt display one that way if they were to display it at all.

    • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      no it’s a partial like usual and, taking the tweet context at its word, they’ve modeled the rest of it for aesthetic purposes

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        Museum does totally notmal thing!

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    Jackson Stinkle

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