Keld [he/him, any]
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Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netto
Main, home of the dope ass bear.@hexbear.net•Tag yourself I'm a Marxist-LeninistEnglish
5·20 hours agoI don’t count the cup if it’s used as a vessel for drinking as a secondary instrument. If used as a part of the coffee making process, then it would be a secondary instrument. A filter would be a secondary instrument, and so goes unused.
You've basically got it, but if you want all the horrible details then press this button.
Half the time it’s instant coffee. A little bit of water and his coffee grounds or instant coffee goes in the blender, he blends for a bit, then pours in some more water, blends some more, adds his creamer and his sweetener, blends again, lets it settle if its grounds and then pours it in a cup.
He calls it “Turkish coffee” when he uses grounds because there’s always a bunch of grounds that end up in his cup.
I don’t know why he does it like this. It doesn’t even save him time.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Storming of the Bastille (1789) - Novo General Megathread for the 14th-23th of July 2026English
2·21 hours agoSay what you will about RKP, and it’s mostly bad, but they show up. I see their stickers and posters. They exist outside of five square meters around Nørreport and that one café in Aarhus.
As for regional elections, a total lack of a program is just not acceptable to me when another party is running on banning all brown people from the healthcare system.
Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netto
Main, home of the dope ass bear.@hexbear.net•Tag yourself I'm a Marxist-LeninistEnglish
5·21 hours agoDengism
Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netto
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7·21 hours agoIt’s honestly just as good as what you get from a coffee shop, since the quality of the actual coffee is drowned out by all the other ingredients. Pretty easy too. Would recommend, except for the cleaning.
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6·21 hours agoIt isn’t me. But I have made homemade frappucinos. I think the mess of cleaning a blender is not worth a single cup of anything though.
Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netto
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6·21 hours agoI said exclusive, he does not use a kettle or any other kind of secondary instrument. That water is not going in hot. But you’re pretty damn close. Like you’re almost tasting the abomination he calls coffee. Silver star.
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6·22 hours agoHe does not grinds his own beans. But very good guess.
Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netto
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7·22 hours agoNo, and I can’t ever let him know that those exist.
I love stuff like this

Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netto
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14·23 hours agoI know a guy who makes coffee exclusively with a blender. (If you can guess how you get a gold star) What’s his political alignment?
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disabled@hexbear.net•Disabled Community Megathread from July 13th, 2026 to July 26th, 2026English
0·1 day agoI’m not opposed to children or anyone else fibbing or using tools. But this is the times table, it is literally quicker to do 5 times 7 in your head than to ask chatgpt to get it wrong. (Assuming of course you are capable)
I will say that they did independently develop rudimentary algebra trying to trick me. Because i decided to ask them the questions using facts like “How many stuffed toys you have” times “How many drawings you made yesterday” she would set up the prompt and then end the prompt with like “And my number of stuffed animals is X and I drew Y things”
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disabled@hexbear.net•Disabled Community Megathread from July 13th, 2026 to July 26th, 2026English
0·1 day agoTrying to help a kid learn their times table but they just paste stuff into chatgpt.

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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Storming of the Bastille (1789) - Novo General Megathread for the 14th-23th of July 2026English
5·2 days agoThe author previously covered the spanish civil war and was thrown out of the country by the fascists and was nicknamed Red (Although not for any cool reason).
The fact that he sucks is kind of amazing really.
What the fuck Roger.
Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Storming of the Bastille (1789) - Novo General Megathread for the 14th-23th of July 2026English
2·2 days agoIt’s not just that they’re evil, because they are, it’s that they take the time to really probably fuck over individual people in truly petty ways.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Storming of the Bastille (1789) - Novo General Megathread for the 14th-23th of July 2026English
2·2 days ago145 dollars. I should be able to report them to the fucking cops.
Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOPto
Movies & TV@hexbear.net•Jessica Rabbit is a state of mindEnglish
10·2 days agoIt isn’t surprising, but it is nice.
Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOPto
Movies & TV@hexbear.net•Jessica Rabbit is a state of mindEnglish
22·2 days agoHe’s 85. Calling a cosplayer a “Young woman” at that age seems fine. Maybe there is more to him than I’m aware, but I don’t think we need to turn him condemning body shaming and racism into a bad thing based on just that phrase.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Storming of the Bastille (1789) - Novo General Megathread for the 14th-23th of July 2026English
6·2 days agoELSEVIER STOLE MY FUCKING TEXTBOOK. FUCK OFF ELSEVIER
I HATE YOU SO MUCH.







I can ask him if you want, and tell you when he gets back to me.