Keld [he/him, any]

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Cake day: March 23rd, 2025

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  • I don’t count the cup if it’s used as a vessel for drinking as a secondary instrument. If used as a part of the coffee making process, then it would be a secondary instrument. A filter would be a secondary instrument, and so goes unused.

    You've basically got it, but if you want all the horrible details then press this button.

    Half the time it’s instant coffee. A little bit of water and his coffee grounds or instant coffee goes in the blender, he blends for a bit, then pours in some more water, blends some more, adds his creamer and his sweetener, blends again, lets it settle if its grounds and then pours it in a cup.
    He calls it “Turkish coffee” when he uses grounds because there’s always a bunch of grounds that end up in his cup.
    I don’t know why he does it like this. It doesn’t even save him time.











  • I’m not opposed to children or anyone else fibbing or using tools. But this is the times table, it is literally quicker to do 5 times 7 in your head than to ask chatgpt to get it wrong. (Assuming of course you are capable)

    I will say that they did independently develop rudimentary algebra trying to trick me. Because i decided to ask them the questions using facts like “How many stuffed toys you have” times “How many drawings you made yesterday” she would set up the prompt and then end the prompt with like “And my number of stuffed animals is X and I drew Y things”