True, that wouldn’t be patriotic. Put your penis in AmeriKKKan noodle soup

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hexbear. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of leftist theory most of the jokes will go over a typical lemmitor’s head. There’s also Marx’s materialist outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his political philosophy draws heavily from Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel’s literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about DIALECTICS. As a consequence people who dislike Hexbear-

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Crenshaw rolls worst political statement.
Asked to step into the guillotine.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•The US Has A New Caribbean Colony...English
3·15 hours ago
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Slop.@hexbear.net•"My main issue with Marxism is that it isnt idealist"English
8·16 hours ago
Stop whining, lib
/j
Could the image have been mirrored?
Ramen Gear?
Crenshaw? CRENSHAAAWWWW!!!
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Society demands I have a infallible supply of spoons. I do not have these spoons. Im spoonlessEnglish
2·17 hours agoI have no spoon but I must spoon
I haven’t seen the movie, do they actually say “Our age of bronze is ending”?
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Slop.@hexbear.net•"My main issue with Marxism is that it isnt idealist"English
30·18 hours agoOk listen, you don’t get it, natural rights are only for white peopl-
That’s the likely response
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Slop.@hexbear.net•"My main issue with Marxism is that it isnt idealist"English
10·18 hours agoI’m failing to understand how God granting humans rights conflicts with Dialectical Materialism. Does this guy know what DiaMat is or is he just repeating words he knows are associated with Marxism?
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Centrist libs be like "i prefer fascism over social democracy any day"English
5·18 hours agoOh I know! The invisible hand of the market will guide them to consume hard enough that we defeat the enemy!
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Centrist libs be like "i prefer fascism over social democracy any day"English
9·18 hours agoOk but tankie, did you consider great purges 1984 animal farm?
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Centrist libs be like "i prefer fascism over social democracy any day"English
4·20 hours agoBernie Sanders going home to their statue to Hitler; Donald Trump going HHome to HHiSS SStatue of Mao
So like, it this just “I’d be a zionist if zionism was Ukrainian nationalism”?
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Dems are libwashing democratic socialism nowEnglish
5·1 day agoWAITER! ONE COMMUNISM WITH EXTRA STRUGGLE SESSIONS PLEASE!
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Dems are libwashing democratic socialism nowEnglish
5·1 day agoPosadism vs. Stalinism
Government: Alien Government | Big strong burly hot men run the government
Pricing: We consult the dolphins | No prices, 1 slice of bread per person ONLY
Ownership: Property distributed by how many Hexbear emojis someone uses | Property distributed based on Lemmygrad posts and comments
Philosophy:
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Dems are libwashing democratic socialism nowEnglish
5·1 day agoI imagine they probably just had a small blurb about it since it was slightly related to a naval thing, and they decided to run with that because it fit their definition.






Loves to see his dividends come in, maybe he should have been divided and ended(in minecraft)