getting made fun of because I can’t crack an egg properly while baking
Dude if I wanted to I could crush this egg in my hand right now!!!
your military just needs to rip a pack of bud lite, chase it w/ a redbull, then snort those gas station ROIDED OUT RHINO’S HORNY COCK EXPLODER 2 pills yall keep buying. Iran is FINISHED!!!
My wife pointed out an amazing contradiction in the American hegemony. Our entire mythic past is built up on the idea of tiny rebels going up against the big overseas tyrannical, overreaching government. We were able to beat them because we had the home field advantage.
But those insert colonist slur of choosing can’t possibly beat the might of the mighty American government as it reaches across the ocean in it’s might and smashes all these puny tiny groups in it’s path. What’s a tunnel?
The mythic American past is also about how the the supposedly superior whites took the land from the natives. It’s just that, again. It’s a belief that our foes are technologically and culturally inferior and thus can’t actually resist in a meaningful way. Also there’s something to be said about how Americans will still claim to this day that we actually won in both Korea and Vietnam because we had higher kill counts than they did.
a belief that our foes are technologically and culturally inferior and thus can’t actually resist in a meaningful way
When the empire finally, actually collapses, it will break so many Americans’ brains. I don’t think they’ll be able to process it
Fair enough.
I’m gonna need you to come in on ghInjaj
America hasn’t met the final boss at the top of the Millennium Tower for a shirtless fist fight thus the war has not yet been decided
This is exactly how Hegseth and Trump thought before eating shit in Iran. These Yankee chuds have the strategic foresight of a Koala.
Hey that’s not fair!
A Koala has way more insight before it drops down on someone’s head.
Americans/chuds/westerners in general crave death and destruction. They are cruel, twisted beings.
only because it happens “over there”. sure we have school shootings and killer cops and all that, but that’s nothing compared to actual war at home
USians do not understand yet that the world has changed and the countries that it held such extreme advantages over in the past have closed the gap in a variety of ways. They imagine a world in which they would always hold a giant technology lead.
Just wait until our military takes off its shirt and throws it on the ground.
hold me back bro, hold me back
could you imagine America actually committing to the WW2-style total war economy that would be needed to defeat a near-peer adversary in 2026? I’m not convinced that the American government currently has the capacity to whip its own capitalist class into necessary shape, although i do think we could probably send out vans of masked men to kidnap draft card holders.
“We haven’t won in Iran yet because we’ve been holding back on our most effective strategy: crimes against humanity”
as if the very first target of the war wasn’t a girl’s school
Yeah, there’s a lot of competing internal inconsistencies.
We wanted to show them that we are not so different, us and them. Maybe some other time, maybe some other place… we’all always have Radda.
And they gleefully committed crimes against humanity in Vietnam and still left in defeat. They’ve been coping ever since with the “we would win if we nuked them all” option, as if the US is impervious to missiles itself.
We haven’t even begun to commit sex crimes, are you stupid?
We usually destroy all major infrastructure and power plants after we take out the military targets.
We place tremendous value on the lives of our troops
“This berserker mode I’m warning you about? You have never seen anything like that”.
Legit question: What consequences would murikkka or its cancer in Levant face if they do use nuclear bombs on Tehran? None of its vassals is going to care and I don’t see China nor Russia doing justice against them.
The direct consequences would be Iran itself launching everything at the entity, I think
the entity and all compradors. This isn’t the end of ww2, iran doesn’t wave the white flag because a massive atrocity is inflicted upon it
I mean, that’s not why Japan waved it anyway.
yes yes the soviet union. Even more backing towards the conclusion that nukes, while horrifying, are not the end of this conflict.
Exactly. Nukes have never been anything but war crimes.
Agree that nobody will do shit about it. The eurolibs will be outraged. They’ll look deep into their hearts, and then keep doing what they’ve been doing anyway, licking American boot.
Fascist parties will use this hypocrisy (only the latest among many liberal hypocrisies) against them and unequivocally sweep the continent. Not so secretly itching to do it themselves.
France will wind up using them in Africa. Maybe after the fascist sweep, but probably before.
Then the lid will be well and truly off and we’re in the cool zone.
Iran would raze Israel to the ground.
And then Sanson option.
Do they really have the arsenal to do so?
There’s a reason Israel is sitting back and letting everyone else take the blows.
Israel is pretty small
I’m sure they could do an impressive number on occupied jaffa
