Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon

thank you

I wanna hear you rip on the Greeks more can you expand on the bigoted slaving pirates part

wait, when I asked for “pork bone broth” that’s not what I meant

你好我吃一点

it’s morbin’ time

looking for an off-ramp

carbrained country has predictable euphemism for “run away”

Hegseth personally tested his T levels

oh shit he owned us I guess we have to destroy the biosphere to make five billionaire pedophiles richer

Amooooooooooooo

Awooooooooooooo

sold out

purge

I’ll take words that are never used to describe personnel changes in western allies for $500, Alex

the warfighter

how about fuck you, asshole

capture former Venezuelan strongman Nicolás Maduro

so sick of this shit. “strongman” is when you are the legitimate leader of Venezuela

the U.S. fired off more than 850 Tomahawk cruise missiles

3 of them to triple-tap a school for young kids

there are dozens of us

the money actually goes to superyachts for defense contractor executives

Omelas sucks

EDIT: oh, meanwhile on grad. my bad