The lettuce is hamas! 🥬 🥬

I love gilgamesh and have actually used it and lots of Sumerian things in two of my books, one of which is done but unpublished. I also threw in a copper merchant complaining about bad copper.

Zendaya can play Shamhat and Ann(e) Hathaway can play Ishtar (that’s the power of love!) with Sean Bean as Shamash and Anthony Hopkins as Utnapishtim and Sacha Baron Cohen as the Bull of Heaven and ai-generated Tony Soprano as Urshanabi. Eyy, whadda I gotta do to get some stone things ova heeya?

It will also have accurate costumes, perfect for filming on location in Iraq in the summer, heavy wool skirts for dudes:

Bro elect just one more democratic socialist bro, I promise literally something somewhere will measurably and noticeably improve if we just keep pushing the genocide party left bro

You know you’re fucked when you think of worcester as a nice place to be. They have a polytechnic school where I wanted to work at and at least one really good mexican restaurant. It’s also way more ethnically diverse than where I live.

Wor-chester

I haven’t read any of the books in almost 30 years and I gave up at a book 5 when I was a kid because it just got boring. But one of the issues I have with fantasy and science fiction, despite writing in these genres, is that there’s a lot of race reification in them. Alien species or magical beings are usually pretty distinct from humans, despite often being based on racial caricatures, and interbreeding among them is usually either impossible or really frowned upon, like in Lord of the Rings for instance.

Well actually you stupid tankie I’ll have you know that Heinlein was not in fact a fascist. He was an “individualist and libertarian with conservative and hawkish views.” There’s a big difference! 😤

Weird because the lego movie is basically dengist propaganda.

“Dobby doesn’t like money. Dobby doesn’t like freedom. Dobby wouldn’t know what to do with it! Dobby likes being a slave!”

Harry Potter fans: “Wow this is exactly what my employees / tenants think to themselves 24/7 while earning money for me!” 🤩

No, you don’t understand, the correct thing to do is to move the blue genocide party left. Although there isn’t a single blue state in the USA with universal health care, this will somehow result in me getting health care.

She’s basically the covid of music.

Disturbing.

Randomly listening to alanis morisette’s “you oughta know” (heard another song that reminded me of it, haven’t listened to this song in years), thinking that taylor swift has never made a song that was a hundredth as catchy as this one.

He died in the same battle in which Christopher Caudwell was killed 😔

I feel attacked.

I couldn’t find anything about his relationship with israel which might be a good sign.

It’s actually really good for weight loss seeing as how you won’t exist anymore and therefore won’t weigh anything.

You have not enough testosterone. Inject more testosterone!