This boomer whose brain has been completely fried by a one-two punch of lead poisoning and facebook sees a quaint short film from 1939 speculating about the fashion of the year 2000 and just sees the fingerprints of the transgender lizard illuminati all over the whole thing and proceeds to transvestigate the models appearing it
Social engineering!!! Predictive programming!!! IT’S ALL CONNECTED
“type in Google” 
At least they didn’t tell people to grok it
yeah bro you’re just googling “female collar bones” to prove your conspiracy theory, absolutely. Definitely not trying to throw off the volcel police.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Damn she’s looking sharp
The big reason hexbear is communist is they like vaguely authoritarian menacing women
The best way to teach anarchist transfems critical support is to just buy that NKVD greatcoat from the purge era and fully play into their hidden interrogation kink.
You seriously cannot argue with this:
Where do I get this?
OK I see.
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Hang on that greatcoat is ahistorical. For example the Soviets didn’t use shoulder boards till 43, and it seemd the nkvd would use blue not red until 52. The cap has an incorrect insignia. And I’m not sure the NKVD actually ever had blue-color greatcoats.
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Thanks for the heads-up, with that price i would’ve expected a bit more thorough research.
sometimes I see a woman and I can’t tell if she’s attractive until she indicates she’d like to use state power in a way I don’t agree with
Just like MALE collarbones!
Proof: look at the (subject of astroTERFed dogwhistle). Then google (dogwhistle keyword). You will see (search results that link to websites that manipulate google searches to spread misinformation about right wing conspiracy theory that functions to distract you from the class war causes and solutions to your misery)
i have a family gathering tomorrow night and am looking forward to seeing two of my uncles “yes, and…” each other over dinner, as one is fully facebook brain-wormed and the other is tiktok cooked. they talk right past one another and say the craziest shit. by the time i’m in bed tomorrow, i’ll likely have learned that the us is either winning the war with iran or losing because the sailors on the lincoln are all trans. should be fun!
Thesis: The US is winning the war against Iran.
Antithesis: The US is losing the war against Iran because the troops are trans.
Synthesis: The US is winning the war against Iran because the troops are trans.
Thank you for demonstrating the flaw in synthesis.
You can’t spell “I’m trans” without Iran!
This is from some crazy conspiracy corner where they believe all public figures are trans. They kinda died off after Obama left office, and I don’t remember why they thought everyone was trans, but they all completely detached from reality.
No, they had a huge resurgence during Covid along with every other conspiracy theory. That’s when the term transvestigators was coined
transvestigators
Die.
Edit for clarification: This is directed at people who identify or operate as “transvestigators”, which in abhorrent concept.
